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[♪♪]

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♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO

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♪ THAT TODDLIN' TOWN

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♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO

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♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND

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♪ I LOVE IT

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♪ BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR

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♪ YOU'LL LOSE THE BLUES

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♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO

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♪ THE TOWN THAT BILLY SUNDAY
COULDN'T SHUT DOWN ♪

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♪ ON STATE STREET
THAT GREAT STREET ♪

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♪ I JUST WANT TO SAY

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♪ THEY DO THINGS THEY DON'T DO
ON BROADWAY ♪

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♪ YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE ♪

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♪ I SAW A MAN
HE DANCED WITH HIS WIFE ♪

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♪ IN CHICAGO, CHICAGO
MY HOME TOWN! ♪

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♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO
THAT TODDLIN' TOWN ♪

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♪ CHICAGO, CHICAGO

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♪ LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND

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♪ I LOVE IT...

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[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]

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[SIGHS HAPPILY]

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<i>GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?</i>

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"GOOD MORNING.

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HOW ARE YOU?"

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<i>VERY GOOD!</i>

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<i>I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH.</i>

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"I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH."

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<i>VERY GOOD!</i>

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THANK YOU!

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<i>THE LIBRARY
YOU HAVE MANY BOOKS.</i>

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THE BLIBLIO--

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THE LIBRARY--

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<i>VERY GOOD!</i>

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[CALLING TO CAT]

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HERE YOU GO.

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[MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES]

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[MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES]

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<i>GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL.</i>

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GOOD MORNING, HONEY.

41
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<i>EN ESPANOL.</i>

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BUENOS DIAS, MI AMIGO.

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<i>YOU'RE ADORABLE.</i>

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<i>DID YOU FINISH IT?</i>

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ALMOST.

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<i>DO NOT HOLD BACK.</i>

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<i>I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION.</i>

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IT'S WONDERFUL.

49
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<i>YOU DIDN'T FIND IT
TOO TEDIOUS TO READ?</i>

50
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<i>I MEAN, AS A LAYMAN?</i>

51
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NO, UH...

52
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I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD IT.

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IT'S--

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<i>AH! I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.</i>

55
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<i>MOTHER LOVES IT, TOO.</i>

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<i>[SHIPS HORN BLARES]</i>

57
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<i>OH! I GOTTA GO!</i>

58
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<i>OH, WE'RE CHASING A SCHOOL
OF FEMALE BLUE WHALES.</i>

59
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OOH, SOUNDS ROMANTIC.

60
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SPEAKING OF,

61
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I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH

62
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AND TO HEAR
WHAT YOUR QUESTION IS.

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<i>I'M EXCITED FOR NOVEMBER 14TH
TO HEAR WHAT YOUR ANSWER IS.</i>

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HEY, I LOVE YOU.

65
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[LAUGHS AND BLOWS KISS]

66
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GRETCHEN, I'M SORRY
YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

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I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL

68
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AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.

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I JUST DON'T WANT
THE SAME THINGS AS YOU.

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I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET

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THAT I WASN'T LOOKING FOR
A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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OH, I AGREE.

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I LOVE SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER.

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GRETCHEN, I DON'T
WANT TO LEAD YOU ON.

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OKAY. OKAY, FINE.

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WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES
OVER THE HOLIDAYS, OKAY?

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SORRY, DO YOU MIND
IF I SIT UP FRONT?

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NO, NO. UH... NOT AT ALL.

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GREAT.

81
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WHERE TO, MR. WILLIAMS?

82
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DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE.

83
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THIS YOUR FIRST TIME
IN CHICAGO, SIR?

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NO. I GREW UP HERE.

85
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I JUST HAVEN'T
BEEN BACK IN A WHILE.

86
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WELL THEN,
WELCOME HOME, SIR.

87
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I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY

88
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TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT
THE HISTORY OF THE PARADE.

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SO, CHICAGO'S FIRST PARADE

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WAS CALLED
"THE CHRISTMAS PARADE"

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AND IT WAS HELD
ON DECEMBER 7, 1934.

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IT WAS A RECORD COLD DAY,

93
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BUT EVERYONE CAME OUT
TO SEE IT ANYWAY.

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IT WAS FIRST TELEVISED IN 2007,

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WHEN MANY OF YOU
WERE JUST TODDLERS.

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THERE ARE ENORMOUS
HELIUM BALLOONS,

97
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AS YOU KNOW,

98
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BUT ALSO 1,000
HIGH SCHOOL BAND MEMBERS

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APPEAR IN THE PARADE EVERY YEAR.

100
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AND YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO
BE THERE ON THE LAST FLOAT,

101
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RIGHT?

102
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PLEASE, WE'RE NOT
FIVE YEARS OLD.

103
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

104
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YOU GUYS
ARE WAY OLDER.

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HE'S NOT REALLY SANTA CLAUS.

106
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[SHOCKED] WHAT?

107
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NOPE.

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THE REAL SANTA CLAUS
CANNOT LEAVE THE NORTH POLE

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ON THANKSGIVING.

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HE IS WAY TOO BUSY GETTING
EVERYTHING READY FOR CHRISTMAS.

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[GIGGLING]

112
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BUT, SOMETIMES,

113
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IF HE GETS
ALL OF HIS TOYS DONE EARLY,

114
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HE WILL COME TO CHICAGO
TO BE IN THE PARADE.

115
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[ALL CHEERING] COOL!

116
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OF COURSE, WE NEVER KNOW
IF HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT,

117
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SO WE ALWAYS HIRE A GUY
IN A SANTA SUIT

118
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JUST IN CASE.

119
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WATCH THE PARADE REALLY CLOSELY
TO SEE IF IT'S THE REAL SANTA,

120
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OR IF IT'S JUST
A GOOD LOOK-ALIKE.

121
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[ALL CHEERING]

122
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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HEY, LINDA, IT'S ME.

124
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ANY MESSAGES?

125
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TELL GRANT I'LL BE IN CHICAGO
FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS.

126
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NO, I SENT YOU
THE PROSPECTIVE ON L.A. TECH.

127
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IF THEY WANT TO
STAY COMPETITIVE,

128
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THEY'LL HAVE TO DOWNSIZE
BY HALF,

129
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DIVERSIFY THEIR HOLDINGS

130
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AND CONSIDER MOVING THEIR
FACTORY OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

131
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IT'S NOT POPULAR,
BUT IT'S COST EFFECTIVE.

132
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I'LL BE BUYING
SOME RETAIL PROPERTY HERE,

133
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SO TELL SAM TO EXPECT
THE BANK TO CONTACT HIM.

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JACQUELINE!
WHERE ARE YOU?

135
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EMILY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!

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[SIGHING]

137
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OKAY, OPEN!

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[YELPS IN DELIGHT]

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

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IT'S A 1953
VINTAGE ORIGINAL,

141
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POSSIBLY WORN
BY SOMEONE

142
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WHO LIVED HERE
IN THE CITY.

143
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IT JUST CAME IN
YESTERDAY.

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IT'S PERFECT.

145
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IT'S MORE THAN PERFECT!

146
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I KNOW.

147
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CAN I AFFORD IT?

148
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IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
I'M WILLING TO ROB A BANK.

149
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CAN I BORROW A MASK,
A GUN, AND A GETAWAY CAR?

150
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YOU DON'T NEED TO.
IT'S YOUR WEDDING GIFT.

151
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AW, THANK YOU.

152
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BUT HE HASN'T ASKED YET.

153
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- HE'S GOING TO.
- I KNOW!

154
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[GIGGLING]

155
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OH, I LOVE IT.

156
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

157
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OH, I'M VINTAGE CINDERELLA.

158
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HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YET?

159
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NO.

160
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WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO
MARRY HIM, HE NEEDS TO KNOW.

161
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I KNOW.

162
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I'M WORKING ON IT.

163
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DON'T WORRY,
I'M GOING TO TELL HIM!

164
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[DOUBTFULLY]
OKAY...

165
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET OVER
YOUR FEAR OF BOATS.

166
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,

167
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I'M GOING TO TRY AGAIN
BEFORE HE GETS HOME.

168
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WHAT...?

169
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OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE BOOKSTORE?

170
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IT'S CLOSED?

171
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NOT JUST CLOSED.

172
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OUT OF BUSINESS FOR GOOD.

173
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO OUR CITY?

174
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HISTORICAL LANDMARKS
ARE BEING DISCARDED

175
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AND DESTROYED.

176
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I WONDER HOW MANY BOOKS
WERE SOLD HERE

177
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OVER THE PAST 50 YEARS.

178
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YOU KNOW,

179
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WE SHOULD CHAIN
OURSELVES TO THE BUILDING,

180
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AND GO ON A READING
AND HUNGER STRIKE

181
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IN PROTEST.

182
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YOU KNOW, I WOULD IF I THOUGHT
IT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

183
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IT WOULDN'T.

184
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THIS BUILDING
IS A STRUCTURAL HAZARD.

185
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IT NEEDS TO BE TORN DOWN
BEFORE IT FALLS DOWN.

186
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AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU
TO SAY THAT?

187
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I'M THE GUY

188
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THAT CARED ENOUGH ABOUT
THIS DILAPIDATED BUILDING

189
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TO BUY IT, TEAR IT DOWN
AND REBUILD IT

190
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INTO THE PROFITABLE
RETAIL OPPORTUNITY

191
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IT DESERVES TO BE.

192
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OH.

193
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SO WE SHOULD THANK YOU

194
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FOR DESTROYING THIS BELOVED
LANDMARK OF LITERATURE.

195
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DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHES?

196
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

197
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DO YOU HAVE
A REALLY GREAT SWEATER?

198
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ONE THAT FEELS RIGHT

199
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EVERY TIME
YOU PUT IT ON.

200
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ONE THAT BRINGS OUT
THE GREEN IN YOUR EYES

201
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AND MAKES YOU FEEL CONFIDENT,
AND HAPPY AND COZY?

202
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I DON'T.

203
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WELL, YOU DON'T
THROW THAT SWEATER AWAY

204
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BECAUSE IT GETS A LITTLE MUSTARD
ON THE ELBOW.

205
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YOU DON'T BURN IT

206
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BECAUSE IT LOSES A BUTTON
OR FRAYS AT THE ELBOW.

207
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NO!

208
00:08:03,706 --> 00:08:06,707
YOU MEND IT, AND YOU WASH IT
AND YOU SEW ON A NEW BUTTON.

209
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WHY?

210
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BECAUSE IT'S A GREAT SWEATER,

211
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AND IT DESERVES TO BE CARED FOR,

212
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AND RESPECTED, AND REPAIRED.

213
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I'M SORRY,

214
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IS THE SWEATER A METAPHOR

215
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FOR THIS TERMITE-RIDDEN
DEATH TRAP?

216
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I BOUGHT MY FIRST
NANCY DREW HERE.

217
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I BOUGHT MY FIRST
AGATHA CHRISTIE HERE.

218
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NO ONE BUYS BOOKS ANYMORE,
THEY DOWNLOAD THEM.

219
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OH, MY GOD!

220
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I KNOW, RIGHT?

221
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HE'S SO OBNOXIOUS.

222
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I WAS GOING TO SAY
HE'S TOTALLY HOT.

223
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[♪♪]

224
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NOT SANTA, NOT SANTA,

225
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NOT SANTA...

226
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EW, NOT SANTA.

227
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DEFINITELY NOT SANTA...

228
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

229
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OKAY, THESE ARE THE BEST ONES
WE GOT THIS YEAR.

230
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YOU TOLD ME WE NEED TO
FINISH BOOKING EVERYONE

231
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BY THE END OF THE WEEK,

232
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AND IT IS
THE END OF THE WEEK.

233
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ONE OF THOSE GUYS
DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEARD.

234
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MAYBE THEY COULD GROW ONE?

235
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THE SANTA FLOAT
IS THE FINALE OF THE PARADE.

236
00:09:01,163 --> 00:09:03,631
HIS PRESENCE SIGNALS
THE START OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

237
00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,799
PEOPLE WILL HAVE BEEN

238
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STANDING IN THE SNOW
FOR MORE THAN THREE HOURS--

239
00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:08,535
WAIT, IT'S GOING TO SNOW?

240
00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:09,503
MAYBE.

241
00:09:09,606 --> 00:09:10,671
THE POINT IS,

242
00:09:10,773 --> 00:09:12,773
FOR SOME PEOPLE

243
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:13,874
THIS WILL BE THEIR FIRST PARADE

244
00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:16,176
AND FOR OTHERS, SADLY,
IT WILL BE THEIR LAST.

245
00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:20,180
WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
CREATING THOSE MEMORIES.

246
00:09:20,282 --> 00:09:21,015
OKAY.

247
00:09:21,117 --> 00:09:22,416
OKAY.

248
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,184
GOT IT.

249
00:09:24,286 --> 00:09:25,686
[SIGHS]

250
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,122
SORRY.

251
00:09:28,224 --> 00:09:29,389
...GONNA BE A LITTLE
DIFFERENT FOR A FEW DAYS.

252
00:09:29,492 --> 00:09:32,359
THANK YOU FOR
JOINING US, EMILY.

253
00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:33,995
AS I WAS SAYING,

254
00:09:34,097 --> 00:09:36,196
THE CITY HAS HIRED AN OPERATIONS
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT

255
00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:37,498
TO COME IN

256
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,334
AND EVALUATE THE PARADE'S
REVENUE POTENTIAL...

257
00:09:40,436 --> 00:09:41,769
WHAT?

258
00:09:41,871 --> 00:09:43,437
THE MAYOR WANTS TO SEE

259
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,773
IF THE PARADE IS COST EFFECTIVE
FOR THE CITY.

260
00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:46,741
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

261
00:09:46,843 --> 00:09:48,342
THE PARADE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.

262
00:09:48,444 --> 00:09:51,012
THIS GUY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR
REORGANIZING AND REBUILDING

263
00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:52,079
THE FALCON CENTER IN MIAMI.

264
00:09:52,181 --> 00:09:55,315
THE FALCON CENTER WAS
COMPLETELY DESTROYED.

265
00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:56,951
THEY TOOK OUT
MOST OF THE SEATS

266
00:09:57,053 --> 00:09:58,418
AND THEY BUILT PRIVATE BOXES.

267
00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:01,055
HE TRIPLED THEIR REVENUE
AND ADDED 300 JOBS FOR THE CITY.

268
00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:04,125
YES, BUT AT WHAT COST?

269
00:10:04,226 --> 00:10:06,593
EMILY, NONE OF US
ARE HAPPY ABOUT THIS,

270
00:10:06,696 --> 00:10:07,928
BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

271
00:10:08,031 --> 00:10:09,063
THE MAYOR IS INVOLVED.

272
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,331
I WANT YOU
TO WORK WITH THIS GUY.

273
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,100
INTRODUCE HIM
TO EVERYONE.

274
00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:15,803
MAKE SURE HE HAS ACCESS TO
ALL THE DEPARTMENT HEADS.

275
00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:17,437
MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

276
00:10:19,241 --> 00:10:21,275
THE PARADE AND OUR JOBS
MAY DEPEND ON IT.

277
00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:23,744
CAN YOU PRETEND TO BE CHARMING?

278
00:10:23,846 --> 00:10:26,213
I'M TOTALLY CHARMING!

279
00:10:27,016 --> 00:10:28,683
HI.

280
00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:29,884
SORRY, I'M LATE.

281
00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:31,085
NO WAY!

282
00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:38,225
NO WAY WE GOT SO LUCKY
TO GET THIS GUY!

283
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,862
HENRY, THIS IS
EMILY JONES,

284
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:42,863
OUR OPERATIONS MANAGER

285
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,832
AND UNOFFICIAL
HISTORICAL ARCHIVIST.

286
00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:46,300
THERE'S NOTHING
ABOUT OUR PARADE

287
00:10:46,402 --> 00:10:47,267
SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

288
00:10:47,369 --> 00:10:48,402
SHE'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO EVERYONE,

289
00:10:48,504 --> 00:10:49,403
AND GET YOU

290
00:10:49,505 --> 00:10:50,771
WHATEVER INFORMATION
YOU NEED.

291
00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,039
GREAT.

292
00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:53,174
WELL..

293
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,408
I'M A BIG FAN OF THE PARADE.

294
00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,442
I GREW UP WATCHING IT.

295
00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:58,412
[♪♪]

296
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,057
OH!

297
00:11:12,595 --> 00:11:13,427
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

298
00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:14,428
YOU TOO.

299
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:15,763
SO, THAT IS TRACEY.

300
00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:16,931
SHE IS OUR P.R. DIRECTOR.

301
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,933
RIGHT BEHIND HER IS LINDA,

302
00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:20,935
SHE'S OUR DIRECTOR
OF MARKETING.

303
00:11:21,037 --> 00:11:23,170
SHE WORKS WITH
OUR SPONSORS

304
00:11:23,272 --> 00:11:25,139
AND RETAILERS, AND...

305
00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,673
THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK.

306
00:11:26,776 --> 00:11:28,175
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

307
00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:29,409
YOU BEING HERE.

308
00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:30,111
YOU COULD CONCEIVABLY

309
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:31,311
DESTROY THE PARADE.

310
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,313
YOU NEED TO COME UP
WITH AN EXIT PLAN.

311
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:35,049
YOU CAN SAY YOU NEED TO LEAVE
FOR PERSONAL REASONS,

312
00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:36,784
PERHAPS SOME SORT OF REHAB.

313
00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:38,518
LOOK, I APPRECIATE
YOUR LOYALTY

314
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:39,686
AND DEDICATION TO THE PARADE,

315
00:11:39,789 --> 00:11:41,555
BUT I'M NOT HERE
TO DESTROY ANYTHING.

316
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,124
I'M JUST HERE TO EVALUATE.

317
00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,691
YOU SAY YOU GREW UP HERE?

318
00:11:44,794 --> 00:11:45,993
I DID GROW UP HERE.

319
00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:47,594
WENT TO SCHOOL HERE?

320
00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:49,029
YES.

321
00:11:49,132 --> 00:11:50,898
WHO IS O'HARE AIRPORT
NAMED AFTER?

322
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,901
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER
EDWARD H. O'HARE,

323
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,669
WHO EARNED A CONGRESSIONAL
MEDAL OF HONOR

324
00:11:55,772 --> 00:11:57,238
IN 1942

325
00:11:57,339 --> 00:11:58,873
FOR SHOOTING DOWN FIVE
JAPANESE PLANES.

326
00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:01,341
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

327
00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:04,245
WHAT YEAR WAS
THE WILLIS TOWER BUILT?

328
00:12:04,346 --> 00:12:07,714
1971, AND IT WAS 110 STORIES.

329
00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:08,849
IT'S A TRICK QUESTION,

330
00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:11,085
BECAUSE IT WAS ORIGINALLY
CALLED THE SEARS TOWER.

331
00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:12,552
[SNAPS FINGERS]

332
00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,221
SATISFIED?

333
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,191
WHERE DID YOU WATCH
THE PARADE?

334
00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:18,458
THE PENTHOUSE
OF THE BERESFORD TOWER

335
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,960
ON STATE AND MADISON.

336
00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:20,928
OF COURSE!

337
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,329
WHAT, THAT'S BAD?

338
00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,431
THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

339
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,599
WHAT THE PARADE MEANS.

340
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,968
YOU WATCHED IT
FROM UP ABOVE.

341
00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:30,104
YOU WERE WARM AND COZY
WITH YOUR RICH FAMILY,

342
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,972
SIPPING HOT TODDIES.

343
00:12:32,074 --> 00:12:34,741
I WAS ON STATE STREET WITH
THE REAL PEOPLE OF CHICAGO.

344
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,410
I WAS FREEZING MY BUTT OFF

345
00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:37,678
UP ON MY DAD'S
SHOULDERS.

346
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,213
I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH,

347
00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,281
WAITING FOR THE MOMENT

348
00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:41,682
SANTA CLAUS WOULD APPEAR
AND WAVE.

349
00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:43,984
I THOUGHT HE WAVED ONLY TO ME.

350
00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:47,421
LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO
LIKE EACH OTHER,

351
00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:48,289
BUT OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS,

352
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,423
WE DO HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.

353
00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:50,858
SO...

354
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,059
WHY DON'T WE
START AGAIN TOMORROW

355
00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:53,794
AND YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME
TO EVERYONE

356
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:54,561
AND SHOW ME AROUND, OKAY?

357
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,596
[BEEPING ON CELL PHONE]

358
00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:57,832
MY PLEASURE.

359
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,336
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

360
00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:05,940
OH! [GUSHING EXCITEDLY]

361
00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,074
TELL ME HE'S NOT MARRIED.

362
00:13:07,176 --> 00:13:08,108
HE'S NOT MARRIED.

363
00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:09,210
ARE YOU SURE?

364
00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:10,978
MEN LIKE HIM
NEVER GET MARRIED.

365
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,479
THEY JUST DATE
SUPERMODELS,

366
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:13,780
AND THEN THEY DRIVE
AROUND ITALY

367
00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:15,115
ON THEIR FANCY VESPA'S.

368
00:13:15,218 --> 00:13:18,152
OH, HE'S GEORGE CLOONEY.

369
00:13:19,521 --> 00:13:20,955
EXACTLY.

370
00:13:22,221 --> 00:13:24,722
[♪♪]

371
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,397
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

372
00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:39,070
♪ I'VE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE

373
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:43,107
♪ TO PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE

374
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:46,110
♪ BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED

375
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:51,015
♪ IGNORING MYSELF

376
00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:55,720
♪ I HAD BAD ADVICE
MORE THAN TWICE ♪

377
00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:59,390
♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME

378
00:13:59,492 --> 00:14:03,728
♪ CURE MY BLUES

379
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:07,632
♪ I COULDN'T SEE CLEAR

380
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:11,069
♪ THE PEOPLE IN MY FACE

381
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:15,707
♪ CLOUD MY THINKING

382
00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:18,442
♪ INTRUDE IN MY SPACE

383
00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,512
♪ I HAD TROUBLE

384
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,948
♪ SEEIN' DOUBLE

385
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,919
♪ SOMEHOW YOU HELP ME
CURE MY BLUES... ♪

386
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:28,953
<i>[OVER VIDEO CHAT]:
TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.</i>

387
00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,089
PAUL HIRED THIS OBNOXIOUS JERK
TO COME IN

388
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,389
AND COMPLETELY RUIN THE PARADE.

389
00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,492
<i>I SEE.</i>

390
00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:36,861
HE'S SUPPOSED TO EVALUATE
EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING WRONG,

391
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,630
AND TELL US HOW TO MAKE MORE
MONEY FOR THE CITY,

392
00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:40,498
AND BASICALLY DESTROY

393
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,199
EVERYTHING THAT'S SPECIAL
ABOUT THE PARADE.

394
00:14:42,301 --> 00:14:44,068
<i>OPERATIONS MANAGEMENT
CONSULTANT?</i>

395
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,737
<i>I READ ABOUT THESE GUYS
IN NEWSWEEK.</i>

396
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,371
YEAH, WELL, THIS GUY'S A JERK.

397
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:49,073
<i>USE YOUR CHARM.</i>

398
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:50,975
<i>YOU GET MORE WITH HONEY
THAN WITH LEMON.</i>

399
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:54,646
<i>I MEAN, SHOW HIM
WHAT THE PARADE MEANS TO YOU.</i>

400
00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:56,848
<i>TEACH HIM ABOUT THE HISTORY.</i>

401
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,183
<i>YOU KNOW, DON'T THREATEN HIM,
INSPIRE HIM.</i>

402
00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:01,318
YOU ARE SO WISE.

403
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,326
[♪♪]

404
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:14,298
[HORSE NICKERS]

405
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,266
NICE RIDE!

406
00:15:16,302 --> 00:15:18,335
HOW MANY MILES TO THE CARROT
DO YOU GET?

407
00:15:18,437 --> 00:15:21,072
YOU WANTED ME TO SHOW YOU
EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PARADE.

408
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:24,042
I THOUGHT I WOULD START
BY SHOWING YOU THE ROUTE.

409
00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:27,078
OKAY, EDNA.

410
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:31,649
[PARADE MUSIC PLAYS]

411
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,818
[CARRIAGE BELLS JINGLING]

412
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,888
OKAY, THIS IS
WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.

413
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,390
THE FLOATS ARE LINED UP
RIGHT BEHIND US.

414
00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:41,993
THE MARCHING BANDS ARE
TUNED UP, SET TO PLAY.

415
00:15:42,095 --> 00:15:45,329
ENTERTAINERS
AND EQUESTRIAN GROUPS ARE READY.

416
00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:46,530
ALL OF THE PERFORMERS
HAVE BEEN THROUGH PARADE CAMP,

417
00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:48,265
AND ARE HOLDING ON TIGHT

418
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,201
TO THE GIANT
HELIUM BALLOONS--

419
00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:51,368
WAIT, PARADE CAMP?

420
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,837
YES.

421
00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,839
ALL OF THE PERFORMERS GO THROUGH
A WEEK OF PARADE CAMP

422
00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:56,708
TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE
THE HELIUM BALLOONS.

423
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,009
WHO PAYS FOR THIS PARADE CAMP?

424
00:15:58,111 --> 00:15:59,376
IT'S A VOLUNTEER PROGRAM.

425
00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:01,045
EVERYONE DONATES THEIR TIME.

426
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,280
[CLEARING THROAT]

427
00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:05,149
THE GRAND MARSHAL
IS IN PLACE.

428
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,585
PEOPLE, SIPPING
HOT CHOCOLATE,

429
00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:08,619
ARE LINED UP

430
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,021
ON BOTH SIDES
OF STATE STREET.

431
00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:13,124
YOU CAN FEEL THE EXCITEMENT
IN THE AIR

432
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:16,560
AS GIANT HELIUM BALLOONS
HAVE BEGUN TO APPEAR IN THE SKY.

433
00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:17,995
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]

434
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,931
LOOK!

435
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,498
THERE'S ELMO!

436
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,466
[GIGGLES]

437
00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,535
ARE YOU ON ANY MEDICATION?

438
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:27,605
[CHUCKLES]

439
00:16:27,707 --> 00:16:29,573
ENTERTAINERS FROM
ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY

440
00:16:29,675 --> 00:16:31,909
SEEM TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE.

441
00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,677
CLOWNS AND ACROBATS--

442
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,678
HANG ON A SECOND,

443
00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:35,646
WHO CARRIES THE INSURANCE
FOR THE PARADE?

444
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,249
IS THE CITY LIABLE FOR ANY--

445
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:39,884
MAY I FINISH?

446
00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:41,252
OF COURSE. SORRY.

447
00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:43,621
THANK YOU.

448
00:16:43,723 --> 00:16:45,422
[RESTARTS MUSIC]

449
00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:47,291
THEN IT HAPPENS...

450
00:16:47,393 --> 00:16:50,661
SANTA CLAUS COMES FLOATING
DOWN THE STREET,

451
00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:53,530
TO THE DELIGHT OF CHILDREN
YOUNG AND OLD.

452
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,767
WHAT ABOUT WHEN ALL
THE SPECTATORS ARE GONE,

453
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,769
AND THEY'VE DROPPED
THEIR STYROFOAM CUPS,

454
00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:58,602
LOST ONE GLOVE,

455
00:16:58,704 --> 00:16:59,837
AND LEFT A HUGE
MESS BEHIND?

456
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,438
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE CLEAN UP?

457
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,107
HOW DOES THE CITY
RECOUP THE LOSES IN REVENUE

458
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:04,942
WHEN STATE STREET IS CLOSED DOWN
FOR 48 HOURS.

459
00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,111
[SIGHS]

460
00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:11,649
IF YOU CHARGED EVERYONE
THAT CAME TO THE PARADE...

461
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,651
YOU COULD EFFECTIVELY PAY FOR
THE ENTIRE CLEAN UP.

462
00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:16,287
YOU WANT TO CHARGE
PEOPLE TO COME TO THE PARADE?

463
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,521
IS THAT YOUR RECOMMENDATION?

464
00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,257
THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE TO COME.

465
00:17:19,358 --> 00:17:21,125
IT'S LIKE SPORTS.

466
00:17:21,227 --> 00:17:24,328
THEY COULD SIT AT HOME
AND WATCH IT THERE, ON TV.

467
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,363
YOU REALIZE THAT DEFEATS
THE ENTIRE PURPOSE

468
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,598
OF A COMMUNITY PARADE.

469
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,734
IT IS ABOUT SPENDING TIME
WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

470
00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:32,369
IN THE HEART
OF THE CITY YOU LOVE.

471
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:33,337
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

472
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:34,305
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE A FAMILY.

473
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:35,739
YOU KNOW WHAT,
CAN YOU STOP?

474
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:36,908
STOP, PLEASE!

475
00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:40,377
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

476
00:17:40,479 --> 00:17:41,645
THANK YOU.

477
00:17:41,747 --> 00:17:42,980
I WILL WALK BACK.

478
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:43,848
FINE.

479
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:44,949
HEY, WAIT,

480
00:17:45,051 --> 00:17:46,383
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY?

481
00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,853
BECAUSE MEN LIKE YOU
DO NOT GET MARRIED.

482
00:17:48,955 --> 00:17:50,321
YOU FLY FROM
WOMAN TO WOMAN

483
00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:51,789
LIKE A BEE
COLLECTING POLLEN.

484
00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:52,824
EXCEPT YOU'RE
NEVER SATISFIED

485
00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:53,891
WITH THE POLLEN
THEY GIVE YOU.

486
00:17:53,993 --> 00:17:55,659
NO, YOU WANT MORE
AND MORE POLLEN

487
00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:57,361
FROM NEWER
AND YOUNGER FLOWERS.

488
00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:58,996
SO HANG ON, I'M THE BEE
IN YOUR SCENARIO?

489
00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,698
I DON'T SEE A RING
ON YOUR FINGER.

490
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,333
I AM ABOUT
TO BECOME ENGAGED

491
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,202
TO THE MOST WONDERFUL
MAN IN THE WORLD.

492
00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:05,569
A MARINE BIOLOGIST,

493
00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,371
WHO, INCIDENTALLY, WROTE
A BOOK ABOUT WHALES

494
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:08,505
THAT HE SELF-PUBLISHED.

495
00:18:08,607 --> 00:18:10,507
IT CAN'T BE DOWNLOADED.

496
00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:11,575
OH.

497
00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:12,844
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN DATING?

498
00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:14,411
FIVE YEARS.

499
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,714
[CHUCKLES] WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

500
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,883
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

501
00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,252
WELL, IF HE HASN'T
MARRIED YOU IN FIVE YEARS,

502
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,519
HE'S NOT GOING TO.

503
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,088
YOU ARE SO WRONG.

504
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,256
THAT SHOULDN'T BE A SHOCK,

505
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:27,558
SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE WRONG
ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

506
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,093
I WILL BET YOU $5.00

507
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:33,430
THAT I WILL BE ENGAGED
BY THANKSGIVING.

508
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:36,000
FINE. YOU'RE ON.

509
00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:45,651
HELLO.

510
00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:47,353
OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE.

511
00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:48,754
HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED
YOUR EVALUATION YET?

512
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:51,424
HABLAS ESPANOL?

513
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:52,391
I'M STUDYING IT.

514
00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:53,859
MY ALMOST-FIANCÉ SENT ME
BOOKS AND TAPES

515
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,628
SO I CAN LEARN.

516
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,662
WE INTEND TO TRAVEL A LOT,

517
00:18:56,764 --> 00:18:57,763
AND HE WANTS ME TO LEARN
VARIOUS LANGUAGES.

518
00:18:57,865 --> 00:18:58,664
SPANISH IS THE FIRST LANGUAGE
I'M LEARNING.

519
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:00,599
I SEE.

520
00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:01,701
YOU SEE WHAT?

521
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:04,337
[SIGHS]

522
00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:06,071
FIVE YEARS, AND HE'S STILL
TRYING TO IMPROVE YOU.

523
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:07,940
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME

524
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,442
YOU JUST CUT YOUR LOSSES
AND MOVE ON?

525
00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:11,210
CYNICAL AND SAD,

526
00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:12,445
AND EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT

527
00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:14,112
FROM YOU.

528
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,148
MY FIANCÉ-TO-BE
WILL ARRIVE IN TWO WEEKS.

529
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,150
I WILL BE PLANNING MY WEDDING
IN TWO WEEKS AND ONE DAY.

530
00:19:18,252 --> 00:19:19,017
YOU KNOW THIS FOR SURE?

531
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,519
YO QUIERO.

532
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:21,920
THAT MEANS "I DO" IN SPANISH.

533
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,323
"YO QUIERO" MEANS "I WANT"
IN SPANISH.

534
00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:27,393
THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS
NO EXACT TRANSLATION OF "I DO".

535
00:19:27,495 --> 00:19:28,894
YOU KNOW WHAT?

536
00:19:28,996 --> 00:19:30,062
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT,

537
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:31,797
AND YOU DON'T END UP
LIKE MY FRIEND'S AUNT HELEN.

538
00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:32,931
WHO WALKS AROUND
ALL DAY IN A ROBE

539
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,199
CALLING IT
HER "HOUSE COAT",

540
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:36,201
FEEDING A BUNCH OF CATS
THAT SHE CALLS HER "CHILDREN."

541
00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:38,537
WELL, THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN

542
00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:41,106
BECAUSE I DON'T OWN A ROBE,

543
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,508
OR HAVE CATS...

544
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,209
[QUIETLY]...OF MY OWN.

545
00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,080
ASK HIM THIS.

546
00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:49,682
ASK HIM IF HE THINKS
YOU'RE PERFECT

547
00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:51,016
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

548
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:52,385
ASK HIM IF HE WOULD CHANGE
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU IF HE COULD.

549
00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:53,886
I'M NOT GOING TO
ASK HIM THAT,

550
00:19:53,988 --> 00:19:54,987
BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT,

551
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,589
AND THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING YOU WOULD CHANGE

552
00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:57,623
ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON
IF YOU COULD.

553
00:19:57,725 --> 00:19:58,624
YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK HIM

554
00:19:58,726 --> 00:19:59,725
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF THE ANSWER.

555
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,226
YOU ARE SO WRONG.

556
00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:02,428
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW
A FEW THINGS

557
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,597
I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT YOU
IF I COULD?

558
00:20:04,699 --> 00:20:05,531
MAYBE LATER.

559
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:06,799
YOU SURE?

560
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,267
I HAVE A LONG LIST!

561
00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:11,236
[SIGHING]

562
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:13,439
EW.

563
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,040
[PUSHING CALL BUTTON]

564
00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:16,141
HE'S A POMPOUS JERK.

565
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:18,477
I TRIED TO INSPIRE HIM
ABOUT THE PARADE,

566
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:21,380
BUT HE'S YOUR TYPICAL
TRUST FUND,

567
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:22,848
ENTITLED PLAYBOY.

568
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:23,949
AND HE WILL BE 75 YEARS OLD

569
00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:25,551
WITH A 24-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND

570
00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:26,786
LIVING OUT HIS DAYS

571
00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:28,888
LOUNGING AROUND HIS MANSION
IN HIS PAJAMAS.

572
00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:30,790
THAT'S HUGH HEFNER.

573
00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:33,025
EXACTLY.

574
00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:35,160
[APPLAUDING,
MARCHING BAND PLAYS]

575
00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,061
THAT WAS WONDERFUL!

576
00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:37,663
GOOD PRACTICE!

577
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,069
[♪♪]

578
00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:23,876
[GROANS IN DOUBT]

579
00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:26,545
[GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT]

580
00:21:26,647 --> 00:21:28,046
[SIGHS]

581
00:21:53,073 --> 00:21:55,340
[CHUCKLES]

582
00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:03,215
[SIGHS]

583
00:22:34,381 --> 00:22:35,347
OH, HELLO.

584
00:22:35,449 --> 00:22:36,916
HELLO.

585
00:22:37,018 --> 00:22:37,883
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

586
00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:39,852
JUST A LITTLE SHOPPING.

587
00:22:39,954 --> 00:22:41,286
SHOPPING...

588
00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:42,555
NO ICE CREAM?

589
00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:44,456
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME
ABOUT ICE CREAM?

590
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:46,091
NO REASON.

591
00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:48,260
IT'S JUST WHAT I CAME IN FOR.

592
00:22:53,568 --> 00:22:54,967
WELL...

593
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,835
HAVE A NICE EVENING.

594
00:22:56,938 --> 00:22:58,003
YOU TOO.

595
00:23:02,109 --> 00:23:03,407
JUST ONE MINUTE.

596
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:04,442
OKAY.

597
00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:11,616
SORRY.

598
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:17,455
I'M SORRY, JUST ONE MINUTE.

599
00:23:32,806 --> 00:23:34,072
WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?

600
00:23:34,174 --> 00:23:35,840
IT'S LATE.

601
00:23:35,942 --> 00:23:37,308
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU GOT HOME SAFELY.

602
00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:38,677
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

603
00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:40,712
I KNOW.

604
00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:41,546
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.

605
00:23:41,648 --> 00:23:42,446
AGREED.

606
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:43,915
I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.

607
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:45,650
ABSOLUTELY.

608
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,619
TAXI!

609
00:23:48,722 --> 00:23:50,521
[CHUCKLES]

610
00:23:54,127 --> 00:23:55,593
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

611
00:23:55,696 --> 00:23:57,195
<i>SHOOT.</i>

612
00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:59,197
IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME

613
00:23:59,299 --> 00:24:00,331
IF YOU COULD?

614
00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:03,101
<i>NOTHING. YOU'RE PERFECT.</i>

615
00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:05,336
SEE, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.

616
00:24:05,438 --> 00:24:07,538
YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

617
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:10,308
[BLOWING KISSES]

618
00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:11,576
[CHUCKLES]

619
00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:25,323
YOU AGAIN.

620
00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:27,092
[SIGHS NERVOUSLY]

621
00:24:27,194 --> 00:24:28,993
ARE YOU GOING TO
GET ON BOARD TODAY?

622
00:24:29,096 --> 00:24:30,762
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

623
00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:32,530
I'M ON A SCHEDULE.

624
00:24:32,632 --> 00:24:34,899
FINE.

625
00:24:39,873 --> 00:24:42,006
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

626
00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:46,111
PLEASE DON'T COME BACK HERE.

627
00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,015
[♪♪]

628
00:24:51,118 --> 00:24:53,752
GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.

629
00:24:53,854 --> 00:24:55,519
I BROUGHT YOU ALL
A LITTLE TREAT

630
00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,189
TO HELP KICK OFF
THE THANKSGIVING SEASON.

631
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,926
HOLIDAY CHEESECAKE...

632
00:25:03,864 --> 00:25:05,563
MEETING'S OVER.

633
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,201
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING AND
BEING ON TIME.

634
00:25:11,738 --> 00:25:14,239
WE WILL PICK UP HERE
NEXT WEEK.

635
00:25:15,675 --> 00:25:16,607
GREAT WORK.

636
00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:22,313
OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

637
00:25:22,415 --> 00:25:23,347
CHEESECAKE!

638
00:25:31,992 --> 00:25:33,258
ARE YOU STILL
TRYING TO DECIDE

639
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,325
HOW TO ROB
THIS GREAT CITY

640
00:25:34,427 --> 00:25:35,894
OF ITS MOST
VALUABLE EVENT?

641
00:25:35,996 --> 00:25:37,028
I'M JUST GOING TO LUNCH.

642
00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:38,062
WHERE?

643
00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,898
OZZO, IT'S THE BEST
RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO.

644
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,233
[LAUGHS] IF YOU'RE
A TOURIST, MAYBE.

645
00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:44,936
IT'S THE ONLY FOUR-STAR
MICHELIN RATED RESTAURANT

646
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:45,937
IN THE CITY.

647
00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:47,071
THERE IS ONE FIVE-STAR,

648
00:25:47,174 --> 00:25:48,372
BUT IT'S NOT OPEN
FOR LUNCH.

649
00:25:48,474 --> 00:25:49,640
UGH, DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO HAVE

650
00:25:49,742 --> 00:25:52,443
THE BEST OF EVERYTHING?

651
00:25:54,647 --> 00:25:56,981
ENJOY YOUR OVERPRICED LUNCH.

652
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,087
TAXI!

653
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:04,522
YOU KNOW, I HAPPEN
TO KNOW THE OWNER

654
00:26:04,624 --> 00:26:06,724
OF THE ACTUAL
BEST RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO.

655
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,059
IT HAS SIX STARS

656
00:26:08,161 --> 00:26:09,127
AND CONSISTENTLY GETS

657
00:26:09,229 --> 00:26:11,262
THE BEST RESTAURANT
REVIEWS IN THE CITY.

658
00:26:11,364 --> 00:26:13,064
OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T
GET IN WITHOUT A RESERVATION,

659
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:17,268
BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO
TAKE YOU THERE AS MY GUEST.

660
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,669
WELL, I'D BE HONORED.

661
00:26:18,771 --> 00:26:21,172
GOOD. LET'S WALK,
IT'S NOT FAR.

662
00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:22,406
BY THE WAY,

663
00:26:22,508 --> 00:26:23,975
I ASKED BRIAN
IF THERE WAS ANYTHING

664
00:26:24,077 --> 00:26:26,744
HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME
IF HE COULD, AND HE SAID NO.

665
00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:28,813
DO YOU THINK HE'S LYING?

666
00:26:28,915 --> 00:26:31,049
NOT AT ALL.
I'M SURE YOU'RE PERFECT.

667
00:26:31,151 --> 00:26:32,283
NO ONE'S PERFECT.

668
00:26:32,385 --> 00:26:33,885
IT'S ABOUT FINDING THE PERSON
WHO REALLY KNOWS YOU

669
00:26:33,987 --> 00:26:35,619
AND ACCEPTS YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.

670
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:36,687
AND THAT'S BRIAN?

671
00:26:36,789 --> 00:26:37,688
HE REALLY KNOWS YOU?

672
00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:38,990
KNOWS WHAT MATTERS
MOST TO YOU?

673
00:26:39,092 --> 00:26:40,091
YES.

674
00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:41,192
WELL, THEN
YOU'RE A LUCKY WOMAN.

675
00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:43,394
I AM.

676
00:26:43,496 --> 00:26:45,163
SO YOU GREW UP HERE.

677
00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:46,397
WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY?

678
00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:47,365
COLLEGE.

679
00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,067
YOU COULDN'T GET
INTO NORTH WESTERN?

680
00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:50,501
DIDN'T YOUR RICH FAMILY
OWN SOMETHING?

681
00:26:50,603 --> 00:26:51,802
THE DORMS, OR THE LIBRARY
OR SOMETHING?

682
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:52,737
I WAS ACCEPTED.

683
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:54,372
I CHOSE TO GO TO STANFORD,

684
00:26:54,474 --> 00:26:56,774
TO GET OUT OF THE COLD
AND TO START A NEW LIFE.

685
00:26:56,877 --> 00:26:58,709
WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?

686
00:26:58,811 --> 00:27:00,644
I TRAVEL FROM
CITY TO CITY FOR WORK,

687
00:27:00,747 --> 00:27:02,247
SO I BASICALLY LIVE
IN HOTELS.

688
00:27:02,349 --> 00:27:03,481
BUT WHERE IS YOUR HOME?

689
00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,648
THE PLACE YOU GO TO

690
00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:06,584
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
TRAVELING AND WORKING.

691
00:27:06,686 --> 00:27:09,553
WELL, WHEN I'M NOT
TRAVELING AND WORKING,

692
00:27:09,655 --> 00:27:10,955
I GO ON VACATION,

693
00:27:11,057 --> 00:27:12,523
AND I LIVE IN
ANOTHER HOTEL.

694
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:15,426
HOME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE
IN THE WORLD.

695
00:27:15,528 --> 00:27:16,794
IT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM.

696
00:27:16,897 --> 00:27:19,563
IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO
TO FEEL SAFE AND LOVED.

697
00:27:19,665 --> 00:27:21,766
IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO
TO REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.

698
00:27:21,868 --> 00:27:23,101
HOME IS THE ONLY PLACE

699
00:27:23,203 --> 00:27:25,603
YOU CAN HAVE
NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT.

700
00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:28,273
I'M AFRAID TO ASK.

701
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,807
NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT

702
00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:30,875
IS WHERE YOU SIT
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR,

703
00:27:30,977 --> 00:27:31,943
AND YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER
OUT OF A JAR,

704
00:27:32,045 --> 00:27:33,011
AND YOU WATCH OLD MOVIES.

705
00:27:34,147 --> 00:27:35,046
I MEAN, I DO THAT

706
00:27:35,148 --> 00:27:37,615
ON THE RARE NIGHT
THAT I AM HOME ALONE.

707
00:27:37,717 --> 00:27:39,250
HERE WE ARE.

708
00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:41,419
BEST RESTAURANT
IN CHICAGO.

709
00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:43,054
IT'S A PIZZA PLACE.

710
00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:57,238
HI, GIANO.

711
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,206
EMILY!

712
00:27:58,308 --> 00:27:59,807
HAVE YOU GOT
ROOM FOR TWO?

713
00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:00,941
FOR YOU? ANYTIME.

714
00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:02,810
GET UP, WE HAVE A VIP
WHO NEEDS THE TABLE.

715
00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,948
[CHUCKLING]

716
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,083
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO MEETING

717
00:28:09,185 --> 00:28:12,086
THE MARINE BIOLOGIST
WHO STOLE OUR EMILY'S HEART.

718
00:28:12,188 --> 00:28:13,221
NO, NO, NO, NO!

719
00:28:13,323 --> 00:28:15,823
NO, UH, THIS IS A CO-WORKER.

720
00:28:15,925 --> 00:28:16,924
NO, BRIAN'S NOT GOING
TO BE HERE FOR A WEEK.

721
00:28:17,026 --> 00:28:18,392
I'M SORRY.

722
00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:19,427
NO PROBLEM.

723
00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:22,130
I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING
WONDERFUL!

724
00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,032
SORRY.

725
00:28:29,372 --> 00:28:30,871
OH. THANK YOU.

726
00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,074
THANK YOU.

727
00:28:38,414 --> 00:28:40,080
I'VE BEEN COMING HERE
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

728
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:41,949
I WORKED HERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,

729
00:28:42,051 --> 00:28:43,817
AND THIS IS WHERE
I HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER

730
00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:44,818
EVERY YEAR.

731
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,155
GIANO COOKS
FOR ANYONE WHO SHOWS UP.

732
00:28:47,257 --> 00:28:48,922
NO TIME FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS?

733
00:28:49,025 --> 00:28:51,825
GIANO IS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

734
00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:53,127
MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS A BABY.

735
00:28:54,864 --> 00:28:56,597
AND MY DAD RAISED ME.

736
00:28:56,699 --> 00:28:57,632
HE WAS A COP.

737
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,700
BEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

738
00:28:59,802 --> 00:29:01,469
HE DIED WHEN I WAS 17.

739
00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:03,404
I'M SORRY.

740
00:29:03,506 --> 00:29:04,872
THAT'S HIM.

741
00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:08,709
HE SAVED THIS PLACE
FROM BEING ROBBED

742
00:29:08,811 --> 00:29:10,611
WHEN I WAS, LIKE, NINE.

743
00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:12,813
THE ROBBER HAD A GUN,

744
00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:14,081
BUT MY DAD TOOK HIM DOWN
PEACEFULLY,

745
00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:15,216
AND NO ONE GOT HURT.

746
00:29:16,219 --> 00:29:17,918
GIANO PUT HIS PICTURE UP
AS A THANK YOU.

747
00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,590
AND AS A WARNING
TO OTHER ROBBERS.

748
00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:24,725
YOU MUST BE
REALLY PROUD OF YOUR DAD.

749
00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:27,662
I AM.

750
00:29:28,598 --> 00:29:29,863
THANK YOU.

751
00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:30,864
THANK YOU.

752
00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,633
YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY
IN THAT PICTURE.

753
00:29:36,239 --> 00:29:37,538
SO, WAS THAT
YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

754
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,440
IT WAS A GOOD DAY.

755
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:40,441
I HAVE THIS THEORY

756
00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:42,176
THAT WE ALL HAVE
ONE BEST DAY EVER.

757
00:29:42,278 --> 00:29:44,144
WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF DAYS
THAT COME CLOSE,

758
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:47,147
DAYS THAT ARE FUN,
OR MEANINGFUL AND INTERESTING,

759
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,216
BUT...

760
00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:53,087
ONLY ONE DAY
THAT ALL OTHERS ARE MEASURED BY.

761
00:29:53,189 --> 00:29:54,322
AND YOU'RE NOT TOO YOUNG
OR TOO OLD.

762
00:29:56,926 --> 00:29:58,492
YOU'RE NOT WISE ENOUGH
TO KNOW YOU CAN FAIL,

763
00:29:58,595 --> 00:30:01,762
OR NOT NAIVE ENOUGH
TO THINK THINGS COME EASY.

764
00:30:04,434 --> 00:30:06,434
THEN, YEAH, I WOULD SAY
IT WAS MY BEST DAY EVER.

765
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,636
SO FAR.

766
00:30:08,738 --> 00:30:12,172
I THINK MY WEDDING DAY
WILL BE MY BEST DAY EVER.

767
00:30:14,577 --> 00:30:16,844
HOW ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU HAD
YOUR BEST DAY EVER?

768
00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,480
MAY 2, 1985.

769
00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:21,415
I HIT A HOME RUN
WITH TWO ON BASE.

770
00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:22,450
IT WAS A SUNNY DAY,

771
00:30:22,552 --> 00:30:25,052
AND I ATE THREE HOT DOGS.

772
00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:27,521
[CHUCKLES]

773
00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:31,425
AND I WAS ONLY EIGHT, BUT...

774
00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:33,694
I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

775
00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:39,933
I CAN SMELL THE DIRT
ON THE FIELD,

776
00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,136
I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE
THE CHALK DUST BLEW UP

777
00:30:42,238 --> 00:30:43,271
WHEN I CROSSED HOME PLATE.

778
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,574
AND YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A DAY

779
00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:48,509
THAT WILL KNOCK THAT DAY
OUT OF THE PARK?

780
00:30:48,808 --> 00:30:51,308
MAYBE A DAY THAT INVOLVES SOMEONE
OTHER THAN JUST YOURSELF?

781
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:52,576
NO.

782
00:30:53,512 --> 00:30:54,511
NO.

783
00:30:54,614 --> 00:30:55,846
GOOD IDEA.

784
00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:57,380
YEAH, KEEP YOUR
EXPECTATIONS LOW,

785
00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:58,983
AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER
BE DISAPPOINTED.

786
00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:00,618
THANK YOU.

787
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,986
THANK YOU.

788
00:31:02,088 --> 00:31:03,587
[SIGHING]

789
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:04,755
- BUON APPETITO.
- GRAZIE.

790
00:31:04,857 --> 00:31:06,423
MY FAVORITE.

791
00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:08,492
THIS IS CALLED "BUDDHA."

792
00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:12,195
IT'S ONE WITH EVERYTHING.

793
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:14,665
[LAUGHING]

794
00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:15,699
THERE YOU GO.

795
00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:17,434
NO, NO, THIS ONE,
THIS ONE.

796
00:31:17,536 --> 00:31:20,137
RR...!

797
00:31:20,239 --> 00:31:21,939
OH, MY GOD...

798
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:24,975
MM.

799
00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:26,110
MM!

800
00:31:29,782 --> 00:31:30,914
THAT'S THE BEST PIZZA
I'VE EVER HAD.

801
00:31:32,118 --> 00:31:34,251
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD
CHANGE ABOUT IT IF YOU COULD?

802
00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:37,655
NO.

803
00:31:37,757 --> 00:31:38,756
IT'S PERFECT.

804
00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,391
[CHUCKLING]

805
00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:46,296
WELL, I BELIEVE IN
TRUE LOVE.

806
00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:47,330
I THINK IT'S A LEAP.

807
00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:48,532
EXACTLY!

808
00:31:48,634 --> 00:31:49,867
IT IS A LEAP.

809
00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:50,901
THAT'S THE POINT!

810
00:31:51,003 --> 00:31:52,670
LOVE IS A LEAP YOU TAKE
WITH EACH OTHER.

811
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:54,171
YOU COMMIT TO
HOLDING TIGHT,

812
00:31:54,273 --> 00:31:55,205
JUMPING OFF,

813
00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:57,074
AND FACING THE WORLD
TOGETHER.

814
00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:59,543
YOU MAKE LOVE SOUND LIKE
A SUICIDE PACT.

815
00:32:00,913 --> 00:32:03,080
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]

816
00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,448
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE
THAT LASTS FOREVER.

817
00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,750
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT WORK.

818
00:32:06,852 --> 00:32:07,751
WELL, I'VE NEVER
SEEN IT WORK EITHER,

819
00:32:07,853 --> 00:32:09,619
BUT I STILL BELIEVE
IT'S POSSIBLE.

820
00:32:09,722 --> 00:32:12,389
I STILL HAVE FAITH
THAT IT EXISTS.

821
00:32:12,491 --> 00:32:13,991
I HAVE A FIVE-DATE RULE.

822
00:32:14,093 --> 00:32:15,125
I GO ON FIVE DATES
WITH A WOMAN.

823
00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:16,459
IF I'M FEELING LIKE
IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE,

824
00:32:16,562 --> 00:32:17,561
I END IT.

825
00:32:19,765 --> 00:32:21,031
THAT'S INSANE.

826
00:32:21,133 --> 00:32:22,099
YOU CAN'T KNOW

827
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,033
EVERYTHING THERE IS
TO KNOW ABOUT A PERSON

828
00:32:23,135 --> 00:32:24,467
IN FIVE DATES.

829
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:25,502
I KNOW ENOUGH.

830
00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:26,937
AFTER FIVE DATES,

831
00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:28,305
A WOMAN STARTS
THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE,

832
00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:29,707
SO I END IT BEFORE
SHE GETS CONFUSED.

833
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,610
YOU INVENTED
THE FIVE-DATE RULE,

834
00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:35,312
AND SHE'S THE ONE
WHO'S CONFUSED?

835
00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:36,580
DO YOU PREVIEW EVERY ACT
FROM THE PARADE?

836
00:32:36,682 --> 00:32:38,281
YES! I HAVE TO
MAKE SURE THEY'RE READY!

837
00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:39,950
[BAND STOPS PLAYING]

838
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,920
GREAT JOB, GUYS!
YOU'RE READY!

839
00:32:43,022 --> 00:32:44,722
[APPLAUDING]

840
00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:45,823
WHOO!

841
00:32:45,925 --> 00:32:59,703
[♪♪]

842
00:32:59,705 --> 00:33:01,004
WHAT IS SHE DOING?

843
00:33:01,107 --> 00:33:03,974
UM, INTERVIEWING
SANTAS FOR THE PARADE.

844
00:33:04,076 --> 00:33:06,043
IT'S JUST A STUPID SANTA.

845
00:33:06,145 --> 00:33:08,511
YEAH, SHE'S LOOKING FOR ONE
WITH A JOLLY SMILE

846
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:09,980
AND A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE.

847
00:33:10,983 --> 00:33:12,883
SEE THE PICTURE ON THE WALL?

848
00:33:12,985 --> 00:33:13,884
HE'S THE ONE

849
00:33:13,986 --> 00:33:14,918
FROM HER CHILDHOOD.

850
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,153
THE ONE THEY ALL
HAVE TO MEASURE UP TO.

851
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,587
AH.

852
00:33:17,689 --> 00:33:19,990
I SEE.

853
00:33:21,426 --> 00:33:23,460
YOU KNOW, UM,
[CLEARS THROAT]

854
00:33:23,562 --> 00:33:24,928
IF YOU NEED SOMEONE
TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN,

855
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,130
I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.

856
00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:27,131
I KNOW ALL THE BARS.

857
00:33:27,233 --> 00:33:29,166
I MEAN, I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

858
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:30,734
[GIGGLES]

859
00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:33,570
IT'S NOT LIKE I LIVE IN THEM,
OR DRINK EVERY NIGHT.

860
00:33:33,672 --> 00:33:34,571
[GIGGLES]

861
00:33:34,673 --> 00:33:36,006
I LOVE TO PARTY.

862
00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:40,577
I'M NOT A PARTY GIRL...

863
00:33:40,679 --> 00:33:41,879
I SHOULD WALK AWAY NOW.

864
00:33:43,482 --> 00:33:45,215
CALL ME.

865
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:52,022
ANYWAY...

866
00:33:52,124 --> 00:33:54,158
WE'RE DOWN A CLOWN.

867
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,826
HE GOT ONE OF HIS BIG SHOES
STUCK IN AN ESCALATOR.

868
00:33:55,928 --> 00:33:57,661
THEY SAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO
WALK AGAIN BY CHRISTMAS, BUT--

869
00:33:57,763 --> 00:33:58,662
THANKS, DONNA.

870
00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:01,398
UM, CAN I GIVE YOU
A SMALL BIT OF ADVICE?

871
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,066
[SIGHS] SURE.

872
00:34:03,169 --> 00:34:04,902
YOU DON'T WANT TO
GO OUT WITH HENRY.

873
00:34:06,205 --> 00:34:07,237
ARE YOU READING MY MIND?

874
00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:08,205
HE'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GUYS

875
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,573
WHO BREEZES INTO TOWN
ALL CUTE AND NICE.

876
00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,143
THEN HE SUCKS YOU IN
WITH HIS CHARM

877
00:34:13,245 --> 00:34:13,811
AND HIS COOL HAIR,

878
00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:14,878
AND HIS GREEN EYES,

879
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:16,246
AND THEN HE BREAKS YOUR HEART.

880
00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:18,448
HOW DID YOU KNOW
HE HAD GREEN EYES?

881
00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:19,883
I SAW THEM.

882
00:34:19,985 --> 00:34:20,818
I GLANCED AT THEM.

883
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,153
THEY'RE DREAMY.

884
00:34:23,255 --> 00:34:24,521
LOOK, HE HAS A FIVE DATE RULE.

885
00:34:25,457 --> 00:34:26,423
HE GOES ON FIVE DATES,

886
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,424
AND THEN WHEN HE REALIZES
YOU'RE NOT PERFECT,

887
00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:28,491
HE DUMPS YOU.

888
00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:32,262
SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, THEN,
I'M PRETTY PERFECT.

889
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,396
TRUE.

890
00:34:33,498 --> 00:34:34,364
WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

891
00:34:34,466 --> 00:34:36,366
THANK YOU.

892
00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:45,209
ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT NIGHT?

893
00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:47,610
THIS IS THE SECOND MONDAY
OF THE MONTH, RIGHT?

894
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,213
YES, BUT--

895
00:34:49,315 --> 00:34:50,547
JUST WAIT.

896
00:34:50,649 --> 00:34:52,615
THIS IS WHEN THEY PRACTICE
FOR THE PARADE.

897
00:34:52,718 --> 00:34:53,951
THESE PEOPLE MOVE PRETTY SLOWLY.

898
00:34:59,491 --> 00:35:04,228
SO, DO YOU OWN ANY CLOTHING FROM
THIS DECADE?

899
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:07,630
I LIKE OLD CLOTHES.

900
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:10,934
I GUESS THEY'RE ALREADY
WORN IN FOR YOU.

901
00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:19,042
WHEN MY MOM DIED,

902
00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:20,210
MY DAD WAS SO SAD,

903
00:35:20,312 --> 00:35:22,412
HE GAVE ALL OF HER CLOTHES
AND SHOES TO GOODWILL.

904
00:35:23,715 --> 00:35:25,849
OH, SO YOU FIGURE
IF YOU BUY ENOUGH OF THEM,

905
00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,918
YOU MIGHT ONE DAY
BE WEARING HER CLOTHES.

906
00:35:30,555 --> 00:35:32,856
STUPID, RIGHT?

907
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,724
NOT AT ALL.

908
00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:42,399
[TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC]

909
00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:45,202
[CHUCKLES]

910
00:35:45,304 --> 00:35:47,971
[♪♪]

911
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:52,009
THEY'RE CALLED
"THE STARLIGHTS."

912
00:35:52,111 --> 00:35:53,377
THEY'VE BEEN DANCING
IN THE PARADE

913
00:35:53,478 --> 00:35:55,145
AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.

914
00:35:55,247 --> 00:35:56,346
MOST OF THEM
HAVE BEEN MARRIED

915
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,916
FOR 30 YEARS OR MORE.

916
00:36:00,319 --> 00:36:02,585
THEY PRACTICE EVERY SECOND
MONDAY OF THE MONTH,

917
00:36:02,687 --> 00:36:03,620
RAIN OR SHINE.

918
00:36:03,722 --> 00:36:06,656
REALLY?

919
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,470
[♪♪]

920
00:36:28,948 --> 00:36:29,947
WHOO!

921
00:36:30,049 --> 00:36:31,714
[LAUGHING]

922
00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:32,682
WHOA.

923
00:36:32,784 --> 00:36:33,850
HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

924
00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:35,052
DO WHAT?

925
00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:38,455
STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP
FOR THAT MANY YEARS?

926
00:36:38,557 --> 00:36:39,789
YOU KNOW, I ASKED
THEM THAT ONCE.

927
00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,024
AND WHAT WAS
THEIR ANSWER?

928
00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:42,926
PEAKS AND VALLEYS.

929
00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,527
THAT'S THE KEY,
APPARENTLY.

930
00:36:44,629 --> 00:36:45,528
YOU HAVE TO REALIZE

931
00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:47,030
THAT ALL DAYS ARE
NOT GOING TO BE PEAKS,

932
00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:48,631
BUT YOU HOLD ONTO THEM

933
00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:49,967
TO GET YOU THROUGH
THE VALLEYS.

934
00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:51,468
THAT'S IT, JUST
PEAKS AND VALLEYS?

935
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:53,303
MM-HMM, APPARENTLY
THAT'S IT.

936
00:36:53,405 --> 00:36:56,539
AFFECTION, COMPROMISE,
PEAKS AND VALLEYS,

937
00:36:56,641 --> 00:36:58,308
AND A GOOD PAIR
OF DANCE SHOES.

938
00:36:58,410 --> 00:37:00,677
[LAUGHING]

939
00:37:03,382 --> 00:37:04,214
WHOA!

940
00:37:04,316 --> 00:37:05,648
OH!

941
00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,184
[LAUGHING]

942
00:37:07,286 --> 00:37:08,751
[APPLAUSE]

943
00:37:10,322 --> 00:37:11,254
THANK YOU.

944
00:37:11,357 --> 00:37:12,289
[GIGGLES]

945
00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:17,227
I SHOULD BE
GETTING HOME.

946
00:37:17,329 --> 00:37:18,661
I'LL DRIVE YOU.

947
00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:20,330
NO, NO, UH, I CAN WALK.

948
00:37:20,432 --> 00:37:21,198
NO, IT'S--

949
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:22,065
UH, I DON'T MIND
DRIVING YOU.

950
00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:23,967
IT'S OKAY, I CAN WALK.

951
00:37:43,948 --> 00:37:45,515
[CHUCKLES]

952
00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:48,884
<i>YO QUIERO.</i>

953
00:37:49,821 --> 00:37:51,521
I DO.

954
00:37:58,262 --> 00:37:59,729
[SQUEALS IN JOY]

955
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:04,233
[AIRPLANES LANDING]

956
00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:08,538
[SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT]

957
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,872
YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!

958
00:38:09,974 --> 00:38:10,573
AW...

959
00:38:10,675 --> 00:38:11,607
OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

960
00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,309
I HAVE MISSED YOU...

961
00:38:14,713 --> 00:38:16,312
SO MUCH.

962
00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:17,747
AW...

963
00:38:17,849 --> 00:38:19,114
YOU LOOK

964
00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:20,616
WONDERFUL.

965
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,484
OH, THANK YOU.

966
00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:23,319
SO DO YOU.

967
00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:24,787
YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.

968
00:38:24,889 --> 00:38:26,856
JUST A LITTLE.

969
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:28,358
WELL, DON'T WORRY,
IT'LL GROW BACK.

970
00:38:31,929 --> 00:38:33,095
GUESS WHAT?

971
00:38:33,197 --> 00:38:34,897
I GOT A LETTER FROM A PUBLISHER

972
00:38:34,999 --> 00:38:37,500
WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN
PUBLISHING MY BOOK.

973
00:38:37,602 --> 00:38:39,736
REALLY?
THAT'S AMAZING!

974
00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:41,070
YOU SOUND SURPRISED.

975
00:38:41,172 --> 00:38:42,071
NOT AT ALL.

976
00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:43,706
THEY'RE LUCKY TO HAVE IT.

977
00:38:43,808 --> 00:38:45,541
WELL, I'M THINKING OF
CHANGING THE TITLE TO--

978
00:38:45,643 --> 00:38:47,943
[STAMMERING]

979
00:38:48,045 --> 00:38:49,211
OKAY.

980
00:38:51,182 --> 00:38:52,849
I'M THINKING OF
CHANGING THE TITLE

981
00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:55,951
TO "WHALES:
WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?"

982
00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:57,119
WOW.

983
00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,521
[LAUGHS]

984
00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:01,791
WELL, IT'S NOVEMBER 14TH.

985
00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:03,493
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

986
00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:04,861
AH, NOT TILL TOMORROW NIGHT.

987
00:39:06,564 --> 00:39:08,664
I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE
PERFECT WHEN I ASK YOU.

988
00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:09,766
[GIGGLING IN EXCITEMENT]

989
00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:10,733
RIGHT NOW

990
00:39:10,835 --> 00:39:12,134
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME,

991
00:39:12,236 --> 00:39:14,771
AND HAVE DINNER
AND GO TO BED.

992
00:39:14,873 --> 00:39:16,105
WELL, I THOUGHT WE COULD
GO TO JIM'S FOR DINNER.

993
00:39:16,207 --> 00:39:17,172
GIANO IS MAKING LASAGNA--

994
00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:19,108
MOTHER IS
EXPECTING US FOR DINNER.

995
00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:20,109
OH.

996
00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:21,043
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS

997
00:39:21,145 --> 00:39:22,478
WHEN I'VE BEEN AWAY
FOR A LONG TIME.

998
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,546
YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT--

999
00:39:23,648 --> 00:39:24,647
TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE DINNER
WITH MY FAMILY,

1000
00:39:24,749 --> 00:39:26,248
AND THEN TOMORROW NIGHT,
WE'LL GO TO JIM'S,

1001
00:39:26,350 --> 00:39:27,750
AND YOU'LL HAVE ME
ALL TO YOURSELF.

1002
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,387
WE'LL STOP BY YOUR PLACE
SO YOU CAN GET CHANGED.

1003
00:39:44,502 --> 00:39:46,268
THIS IS ONE
I DON'T MIND LOSING.

1004
00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:47,336
NO RING YET?

1005
00:39:47,439 --> 00:39:48,571
HE WANTS EVERYTHING
TO BE PERFECT.

1006
00:39:48,673 --> 00:39:49,739
TONIGHT, AT 8:00.

1007
00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:51,507
WELL, I'M ROOTING
FOR YOU.

1008
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:53,943
YOU STILL DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, DO YOU?

1009
00:39:54,045 --> 00:39:55,945
HE GOT HOME YESTERDAY
AFTER A LONG TRIP.

1010
00:39:56,047 --> 00:39:56,979
I THINK LAST NIGHT

1011
00:39:57,081 --> 00:39:58,013
WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT
TIME TO ASK YOU.

1012
00:39:58,115 --> 00:40:00,316
I WILL TAKE YOUR $5.00.

1013
00:40:00,418 --> 00:40:01,584
THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT I AM.

1014
00:40:01,686 --> 00:40:03,052
WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE RIGHT.

1015
00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:04,119
OH, I'M RIGHT.

1016
00:40:04,221 --> 00:40:05,988
I HOPE SO.

1017
00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:06,956
GO AWAY.

1018
00:40:07,058 --> 00:40:08,524
I CAN'T.

1019
00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:09,559
WHY NOT?

1020
00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,693
I HAVE A MEETING
WITH YOU AND YOUR CFO

1021
00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:11,627
TO GO OVER THE BOOKS
IN FIVE MINUTES.

1022
00:40:11,729 --> 00:40:14,530
FINE, GO AWAY
FOR FIVE MINUTES.

1023
00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:28,578
[CROWD CHEERING]

1024
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,313
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RING.

1025
00:40:31,415 --> 00:40:34,116
I NEVER EXPECTED THIS NIGHT
TO BE SO MAGICAL.

1026
00:40:34,218 --> 00:40:36,919
I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT
FOREVER.

1027
00:40:37,021 --> 00:40:38,821
[TAXI DISPATCH RADIO CRACKLES]

1028
00:40:38,923 --> 00:40:39,956
OH.

1029
00:40:40,057 --> 00:40:43,158
["LA DONNA E MOBILE"
FROM "RIGOLETTO" PLAYS]

1030
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:46,529
[♪♪]

1031
00:40:50,869 --> 00:40:52,969
EMILY...

1032
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,971
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

1033
00:40:55,072 --> 00:40:56,205
THANK YOU.

1034
00:40:56,307 --> 00:40:58,474
YOUR FATHER WOULD BE
SO PROUD OF YOU.

1035
00:40:58,576 --> 00:40:59,642
SPECIAL NIGHT?

1036
00:40:59,744 --> 00:41:01,210
I THINK SO.

1037
00:41:01,312 --> 00:41:02,912
I'LL MAKE YOU
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

1038
00:41:10,889 --> 00:41:11,854
YOU ARE

1039
00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:13,455
SO BEAUTIFUL.

1040
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:14,590
THANK YOU.

1041
00:41:14,692 --> 00:41:15,591
AW...

1042
00:41:24,368 --> 00:41:25,835
HOW WEIRD IS THIS?

1043
00:41:25,937 --> 00:41:27,336
YOU AND ME, TOGETHER AT LAST.

1044
00:41:27,438 --> 00:41:28,604
I KNOW.

1045
00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:30,072
FINALLY.

1046
00:41:30,174 --> 00:41:32,141
IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

1047
00:41:32,243 --> 00:41:33,743
HOW IS IT WORKING OUT

1048
00:41:33,845 --> 00:41:35,377
WITH THAT GUY THEY SENT
TO DESTROY THE PARADE?

1049
00:41:36,714 --> 00:41:39,048
HE DID NOT TURN OUT
TO BE SO BAD.

1050
00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:42,585
WELL, LOOK AT YOU,
GETTING ALONG WITH THE ENEMY.

1051
00:41:42,687 --> 00:41:45,120
I HOPE YOU'RE GOING
TO COME THIS YEAR.

1052
00:41:45,222 --> 00:41:46,689
UH... YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT CROWDS.

1053
00:41:46,791 --> 00:41:47,823
OH, YEAH, YEAH.

1054
00:41:47,926 --> 00:41:49,025
RIGHT, RIGHT.

1055
00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,560
YOU KNOW,
BEFORE WE ORDER DINNER...

1056
00:41:51,996 --> 00:41:53,863
I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU.

1057
00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:55,364
YOU DO?

1058
00:41:55,466 --> 00:41:56,566
YES.

1059
00:41:56,668 --> 00:41:57,733
I NEVER IMAGINED THIS NIGHT
WOULD BE SO MAGICAL.

1060
00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,702
I WILL REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT FOREVER.

1061
00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:08,343
EMILY JONES...

1062
00:42:10,247 --> 00:42:12,682
I HAVE KNOWN YOU
FOR FIVE YEARS...

1063
00:42:14,919 --> 00:42:17,920
AND I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR...

1064
00:42:18,022 --> 00:42:19,354
A LOT OF THAT TIME.

1065
00:42:19,457 --> 00:42:20,923
[GIGGLES]

1066
00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:24,026
I WAS AWAY AT SEA
FOR MANY MONTHS,

1067
00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:25,360
AND MY TIME AWAY

1068
00:42:25,463 --> 00:42:26,762
HAS TAUGHT ME ONE THING,

1069
00:42:26,864 --> 00:42:27,730
AND THAT IS

1070
00:42:27,832 --> 00:42:31,067
THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE
WITHOUT YOU.

1071
00:42:32,804 --> 00:42:34,470
I'LL HAVE MY OWN BOAT,

1072
00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,771
AND MY OWN RESEARCH TEAM,

1073
00:42:35,873 --> 00:42:37,039
AND WE WILL BE AWAY AT SEA
FOR TWO YEARS,

1074
00:42:37,141 --> 00:42:39,008
AND WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW IS,

1075
00:42:39,110 --> 00:42:41,110
WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR

1076
00:42:41,212 --> 00:42:43,779
OF JOINING ME
ON THE SHIP OF MY LIFE?

1077
00:42:43,881 --> 00:42:45,380
YO QUIERO.
I DO!

1078
00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:46,682
WHAT?

1079
00:42:46,784 --> 00:42:47,650
[LAUGHING IN DELIGHT]

1080
00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:48,884
GREAT!

1081
00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:51,253
OH, WOW.

1082
00:42:51,355 --> 00:42:54,023
OH...

1083
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,826
WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?

1084
00:42:58,362 --> 00:42:59,194
I KNOW.

1085
00:42:59,296 --> 00:43:00,229
IT IS A BIG STEP,

1086
00:43:00,331 --> 00:43:01,263
AND WE WILL BE
IN EACH OTHER'S FACES,

1087
00:43:01,365 --> 00:43:02,231
CLOSE-CLOSE QUARTERS--

1088
00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,000
NO, NO, NO.

1089
00:43:04,102 --> 00:43:05,434
WHAT?

1090
00:43:05,536 --> 00:43:06,401
I THINK WE'RE READY

1091
00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:07,903
FOR THE NEXT STEP
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

1092
00:43:08,006 --> 00:43:10,673
DID YOU...

1093
00:43:10,775 --> 00:43:12,541
DID YOU JUST ASK ME
TO MARRY YOU?

1094
00:43:14,245 --> 00:43:15,177
M-MARRY ME?

1095
00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,315
[QUIETLY] YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT MARRIAGE.

1096
00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:22,118
AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH
WITH MY PARENTS.

1097
00:43:22,219 --> 00:43:23,886
YOUR PARENTS?

1098
00:43:23,988 --> 00:43:26,388
YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN
HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS.

1099
00:43:26,490 --> 00:43:27,456
EXACTLY.

1100
00:43:27,558 --> 00:43:29,725
THAT IS A LOT TO LIVE UP TO.

1101
00:43:31,362 --> 00:43:32,695
WAIT, IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS,
AND I--

1102
00:43:32,797 --> 00:43:33,729
DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.

1103
00:43:33,831 --> 00:43:35,397
EMBARRASSED?

1104
00:43:35,499 --> 00:43:37,599
A LOT OF WOMEN MIGHT HAVE
MADE THE SAME MISTAKE.

1105
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,068
MISTAKE?

1106
00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,837
WELL, THINKING
THAT I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE.

1107
00:43:44,308 --> 00:43:46,042
BRIAN, I'M SORRY, IT'S OVER.

1108
00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:47,176
WHAT?

1109
00:43:47,278 --> 00:43:48,144
WHY?

1110
00:43:48,245 --> 00:43:50,512
I WANT TO GET MARRIED

1111
00:43:50,614 --> 00:43:51,814
I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY.

1112
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:52,948
I THOUGHT YOU DID, TOO.

1113
00:43:53,051 --> 00:43:56,351
WELL, I-I DO.

1114
00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:57,452
SOMEDAY.

1115
00:43:57,555 --> 00:44:00,355
[CRYING]

1116
00:44:00,457 --> 00:44:02,658
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT
ANY LONGER.

1117
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,659
YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE.

1118
00:44:03,761 --> 00:44:05,795
NO, I'M BEING HONEST!

1119
00:44:12,203 --> 00:44:15,137
I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT
THANKSGIVING DAY AT 4:00.

1120
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:15,971
I'M FLYING TO ARUBA,

1121
00:44:16,074 --> 00:44:17,239
AND THEN
I'M GETTING ON THE SHIP!

1122
00:44:17,341 --> 00:44:18,540
THERE WILL BE AN EXTRA TICKET
FOR YOU AT THE AIRPORT

1123
00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:20,642
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND!

1124
00:44:30,988 --> 00:44:32,621
EMILY!

1125
00:44:32,724 --> 00:44:34,690
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1126
00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:35,791
I ORDERED A PIZZA.

1127
00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:36,759
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1128
00:44:36,861 --> 00:44:39,128
I CAME HERE TO GET MARRIED.

1129
00:44:39,230 --> 00:44:40,429
[CRYING]

1130
00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:43,165
GET IN.

1131
00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,000
NO.

1132
00:44:45,103 --> 00:44:46,602
I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID
$5.00 ON ME.

1133
00:44:46,704 --> 00:44:48,704
I'LL WRITE YOU
AN "I OWE YOU."

1134
00:44:48,806 --> 00:44:49,805
WOULD YOU JUST GET IN THE CAR?

1135
00:44:49,907 --> 00:44:50,773
COME ON.

1136
00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:53,475
[SNIFFLING AND SOBBING]

1137
00:44:58,707 --> 00:45:01,741
[♪♪]

1138
00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,977
I'M SO STUPID.

1139
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:05,445
HERE, DRINK THIS.

1140
00:45:05,548 --> 00:45:07,013
GO AHEAD AND GLOAT.

1141
00:45:07,115 --> 00:45:09,216
SAY "I TOLD YOU SO."

1142
00:45:09,318 --> 00:45:10,250
YOU WERE RIGHT.

1143
00:45:10,352 --> 00:45:12,653
I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE
IN MY HOUSE COAT,

1144
00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:13,753
SMOTHERED BY CATS.

1145
00:45:13,855 --> 00:45:14,954
LOOK, HE'S THE LOSER, OKAY?

1146
00:45:15,057 --> 00:45:16,323
HE MADE THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE.

1147
00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:18,792
THANK YOU
FOR SAYING THAT.

1148
00:45:18,894 --> 00:45:20,527
I WILL ACCEPT THAT LIE

1149
00:45:20,629 --> 00:45:21,795
BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE
THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME

1150
00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:24,164
FROM RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC.

1151
00:45:28,404 --> 00:45:29,336
THANK YOU FOR THE DRINK.

1152
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:31,938
I DON'T REALLY DRINK,

1153
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,309
SO I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL IT.

1154
00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:38,278
IT'S GINGER ALE.

1155
00:45:39,715 --> 00:45:40,814
OH.

1156
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,183
[SOBBING]

1157
00:45:47,055 --> 00:45:49,789
THAT WAS AMAZING!

1158
00:45:49,891 --> 00:45:50,790
OH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.

1159
00:45:50,892 --> 00:45:53,527
YOU KNOW, I WAS GOOD.

1160
00:45:53,629 --> 00:45:55,061
I WAS REALLY GOOD.

1161
00:45:55,163 --> 00:45:57,731
I WAS, LIKE,
PROFESSIONAL GOOD.

1162
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,499
BUT... I WAS NOT.
I WAS ONLY HIGH SCHOOL GOOD.

1163
00:45:59,602 --> 00:46:00,734
AND I WAS DEVAS-THATED.

1164
00:46:00,836 --> 00:46:02,603
I WAS...

1165
00:46:02,705 --> 00:46:04,605
DEVAS....

1166
00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:05,639
[TOGETHER]: DEVASTATED...

1167
00:46:05,741 --> 00:46:07,207
WHEN I REALIZED

1168
00:46:07,309 --> 00:46:09,776
THAT MY DREAM WAS AN ILLUSION.

1169
00:46:09,878 --> 00:46:11,678
I'M SURE YOU WERE WONDERFUL.

1170
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:12,679
NO, I WAS NOT.

1171
00:46:12,781 --> 00:46:14,814
I MEAN, I'M NOT,
YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE,

1172
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:15,815
BUT I'M NOT LADY GAGA.

1173
00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:18,352
[CHUCKLES]

1174
00:46:18,454 --> 00:46:20,320
["HEART OF GLASS" BY BLONDIE
STARTS PLAYING]

1175
00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:21,421
I LOVE THIS SONG.

1176
00:46:21,523 --> 00:46:23,189
NO, EMILY. NO, NO, NO--

1177
00:46:23,292 --> 00:46:24,891
OH, YES.

1178
00:46:26,295 --> 00:46:27,261
[FEEDBACK WHINES]

1179
00:46:27,363 --> 00:46:31,465
♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE
AND IT WAS A GAS ♪

1180
00:46:31,567 --> 00:46:36,035
♪ SOON TURNED OUT
HAD A HEART OF GLASS ♪

1181
00:46:36,138 --> 00:46:40,073
♪ SEEMED LIKE THE REAL THING
ONLY TO FIND ♪

1182
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:43,310
♪ BUNCH OF MISTRUST
LOVE'S GONE BEHIND... ♪

1183
00:46:43,412 --> 00:46:44,311
IT HAS?

1184
00:46:44,413 --> 00:46:45,245
WHERE DID IT GO?

1185
00:46:45,347 --> 00:46:46,280
[LAUGHTER]

1186
00:46:46,382 --> 00:46:48,114
[LAUGHING]

1187
00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:49,750
I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT!

1188
00:46:49,851 --> 00:46:54,655
♪ ONCE I HAD A LOVE
AND IT WAS DIVINE ♪

1189
00:46:54,757 --> 00:46:57,291
♪ SOON FOUND OUT
I WAS LOSIN' MY MIND ♪

1190
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:02,529
♪ THOUGHT IT WAS THE REAL THING
I WAS SO BLIND ♪

1191
00:47:02,631 --> 00:47:05,432
♪ MUCHO MISTRUST
LOVE'S GONE BEHIND ♪

1192
00:47:05,534 --> 00:47:06,700
[WARM LAUGHTER]

1193
00:47:06,802 --> 00:47:08,868
[♪♪]

1194
00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:10,870
♪ IN BETWEEN

1195
00:47:10,972 --> 00:47:14,508
♪ WHAT I FIND IS PLEASIN'
AND I'M FEELING FINE ♪

1196
00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:15,742
[AUDIENCE SHOUTS] SO FINE!

1197
00:47:15,844 --> 00:47:18,512
♪ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
THERE'S NO PEACE OF MIND ♪

1198
00:47:18,614 --> 00:47:19,513
NO PEACE!

1199
00:47:19,615 --> 00:47:21,181
♪ -- FEAR I'M LOSIN' YOU

1200
00:47:21,283 --> 00:47:23,082
♪ THERE'S JUST NO GOOD

1201
00:47:23,185 --> 00:47:24,918
♪ YOU TEASIN' LIKE YOU DO--

1202
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:26,019
- THIS IS YOUR PART!
- I'M NOT A GOOD SINGER--

1203
00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,187
♪ OOH...

1204
00:47:27,289 --> 00:47:28,121
♪ OOH-AAH!

1205
00:47:28,223 --> 00:47:29,088
- REALLY GOOD.
- THANK YOU.

1206
00:47:29,191 --> 00:47:30,123
AGAIN.

1207
00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:32,192
♪ [BOTH]: OOH-AAH!

1208
00:47:32,294 --> 00:47:33,159
IT'S A DUET NOW.

1209
00:47:33,261 --> 00:47:33,960
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
NO MORE, PLEASE--

1210
00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,295
♪ OOH-AAH

1211
00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:36,396
♪ OOH-AAH!

1212
00:47:36,498 --> 00:47:37,531
THAT'S IT.

1213
00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:38,532
BUT THAT WAS GREAT.

1214
00:47:38,634 --> 00:47:41,201
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1215
00:47:41,303 --> 00:47:42,469
THAT WAS GREAT.

1216
00:47:42,571 --> 00:47:43,470
THANK YOU.

1217
00:47:43,572 --> 00:47:45,004
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

1218
00:47:45,106 --> 00:47:46,206
WE SHOULD
GET OUT OF HERE.

1219
00:47:46,308 --> 00:47:47,173
IT'S 2:00 A.M.

1220
00:47:47,275 --> 00:47:47,941
OKAY.

1221
00:47:48,043 --> 00:47:48,842
HOW COULD YOU BE DRUNK?

1222
00:47:48,944 --> 00:47:50,276
YOU ONLY HAD
ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?

1223
00:47:50,379 --> 00:47:52,111
LOW TOLERANCE.

1224
00:47:52,214 --> 00:47:53,146
I NEED TO GET YOU HOME.

1225
00:47:53,248 --> 00:47:54,180
RIGHT. HMM...

1226
00:47:54,282 --> 00:47:56,049
I KNOW YOU AND YOUR TYPE.

1227
00:47:56,151 --> 00:47:58,785
YOU THINK YOU CAN
FILL ME WITH CHAMPAGNE

1228
00:47:58,887 --> 00:47:59,786
AND SEDUCE ME.

1229
00:47:59,888 --> 00:48:02,255
YOU THINK THAT
BECAUSE YOU RESCUED ME,

1230
00:48:02,358 --> 00:48:06,292
AND YOU'RE SO HANDSOME,
AND CUTE, AND HANDSOME,

1231
00:48:06,395 --> 00:48:08,428
THAT I WILL JUST
FALL INTO YOUR ARMS

1232
00:48:08,530 --> 00:48:09,429
AND KISS YOU.

1233
00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:12,833
WELL, THINK AGAIN, BUCKO!

1234
00:48:12,934 --> 00:48:15,469
EMILY, I JUST...

1235
00:48:15,571 --> 00:48:18,104
[VOMITING VIOLENTLY]

1236
00:48:22,745 --> 00:48:24,444
FEELING BETTER?

1237
00:48:24,546 --> 00:48:26,480
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

1238
00:48:26,582 --> 00:48:28,047
NONSENSE. THESE
THINGS HAPPEN.

1239
00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:30,650
I'M NOT USED TO
DRINKING CHAMPAGNE.

1240
00:48:30,753 --> 00:48:31,752
YOU'LL BE FINE.

1241
00:48:31,854 --> 00:48:32,886
I KNOW IT DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE IT NOW,

1242
00:48:32,988 --> 00:48:34,721
BUT TRUST ME,
YOU'LL BE FINE.

1243
00:48:34,823 --> 00:48:36,556
COME ON, LET ME
TAKE YOU HOME.

1244
00:48:36,658 --> 00:48:38,992
DON'T BOTHER,
I'LL JUST JUMP.

1245
00:48:39,094 --> 00:48:41,294
NAH, IT'S TOO MESSY.

1246
00:48:41,397 --> 00:48:43,997
HOW COULD I
HAVE BEEN SO WRONG?

1247
00:48:44,099 --> 00:48:46,065
I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME.

1248
00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:50,336
THIS IS OFFICIALLY
THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

1249
00:48:50,439 --> 00:48:53,072
WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE RIGHT.

1250
00:48:53,174 --> 00:48:55,241
CAN ONLY GET
BETTER FROM HERE.

1251
00:48:59,247 --> 00:49:00,313
[SIGHS]

1252
00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:01,180
WHOA.

1253
00:49:01,283 --> 00:49:02,682
CAN I TELL YOU
A SECRET?

1254
00:49:02,785 --> 00:49:03,983
NOW THAT I'VE
HUMILIATED MYSELF

1255
00:49:04,085 --> 00:49:05,018
BEYOND ALL REASON.

1256
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,152
SURE.

1257
00:49:06,254 --> 00:49:08,388
I'M AFRAID OF BOATS.

1258
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,856
I'VE NEVER EVEN
BEEN ON A BOAT,

1259
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,992
SO I'M NOT SURE WHY,
BUT STILL...

1260
00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:14,327
SO DON'T
TAKE A CRUISE.

1261
00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:16,596
I GO DOWN TO THE TOUR DECK,
AND I TRY AND GET ON,

1262
00:49:16,698 --> 00:49:18,865
BUT THEN EVERY TIME,
SOMETHING STOPS ME.

1263
00:49:18,967 --> 00:49:20,300
THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP
HATES ME.

1264
00:49:20,402 --> 00:49:21,267
SO, WHAT WERE YOU
GOING TO DO

1265
00:49:21,369 --> 00:49:23,303
IF YOU MARRIED HIM?

1266
00:49:23,405 --> 00:49:26,239
I DIDN'T REALLY
HAVE A PLAN.

1267
00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:27,641
HUH.

1268
00:49:28,577 --> 00:49:30,811
[RATTLING KNOB]

1269
00:49:30,913 --> 00:49:31,978
NO.

1270
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,913
OOPS.

1271
00:49:33,014 --> 00:49:34,180
WHAT?

1272
00:49:34,282 --> 00:49:35,816
UH...

1273
00:49:35,918 --> 00:49:36,817
ONCE SECOND, UH...

1274
00:49:36,919 --> 00:49:37,884
THEY'LL PROBABLY HEAR US.

1275
00:49:37,986 --> 00:49:39,519
[BANGING ON DOOR]

1276
00:49:40,756 --> 00:49:42,088
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
HAVE A SEAT, OKAY?

1277
00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,957
I'LL KEEP TRYING.

1278
00:49:44,059 --> 00:49:44,891
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING--

1279
00:49:44,993 --> 00:49:46,192
I'M SICK OF TRYING.

1280
00:49:46,294 --> 00:49:47,160
AND, I LEFT
MY CELL PHONE--

1281
00:49:47,262 --> 00:49:49,529
I TRY, AND I TRY AND I TRY--

1282
00:49:49,631 --> 00:49:50,630
OPEN THE DOOR!

1283
00:49:50,732 --> 00:49:52,031
--BUT LOOK AT ME--

1284
00:49:52,133 --> 00:49:52,999
ANYBODY HERE?

1285
00:49:53,101 --> 00:49:54,267
I'M STILL ALONE.

1286
00:49:54,369 --> 00:49:55,101
[BANGING]

1287
00:49:55,203 --> 00:49:57,437
HELLO!

1288
00:49:57,539 --> 00:49:58,371
[SIGHS]

1289
00:49:58,474 --> 00:49:59,439
MAYBE YOU'RE AFRAID OF BOATS

1290
00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,507
BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER SURE

1291
00:50:00,609 --> 00:50:02,943
IF BRIAN WAS
THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU.

1292
00:50:03,044 --> 00:50:04,410
[POUNDING]

1293
00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,282
[♪♪]

1294
00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:45,418
[SNORING]

1295
00:51:06,174 --> 00:51:08,274
GOOD MORNING.

1296
00:51:10,211 --> 00:51:12,445
WELL, THANK YOU

1297
00:51:12,548 --> 00:51:14,047
FOR TAKING CARE
OF ME LAST NIGHT.

1298
00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:17,517
I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU PROBABLY DID FOR ME.

1299
00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:19,152
MY PLEASURE.

1300
00:51:19,254 --> 00:51:21,220
I'M FAIRLY SURE I NEED TO
APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR,

1301
00:51:21,322 --> 00:51:22,221
AND AS SOON AS
I REMEMBER WHAT I DID,

1302
00:51:22,323 --> 00:51:24,257
I WILL TAKE FULL
RESPONSIBILITY.

1303
00:51:24,359 --> 00:51:26,026
YOU WERE A PERFECT LADY.

1304
00:51:26,127 --> 00:51:27,326
[SIGHS]

1305
00:51:27,429 --> 00:51:30,430
I GUESS WE HAVE TO DO
THE WALK OF SHAME.

1306
00:51:30,532 --> 00:51:32,331
IT APPEARS SO.

1307
00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:33,567
[GROANS]

1308
00:51:33,669 --> 00:51:36,169
HOW AM I GOING TO GO IN
AND FACE EVERYONE AT WORK?

1309
00:51:36,271 --> 00:51:37,938
YOU DODGED A BULLET.

1310
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,940
THEY'LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU.

1311
00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:43,342
COME ON, LET ME
SHAME-WALK YOU HOME.

1312
00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:46,379
ARE YOU SURE

1313
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:49,616
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
EMBARRASSING LAST NIGHT?

1314
00:51:49,718 --> 00:51:51,985
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
THAT ONE THING.

1315
00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:52,953
WHAT?

1316
00:51:53,055 --> 00:51:54,153
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

1317
00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:57,323
IT WASN'T ANYTHING BAD ENOUGH
TO PUT ON YouTube.

1318
00:51:57,425 --> 00:52:02,062
♪ OOH-AAH! OOH-AAH!

1319
00:52:02,163 --> 00:52:04,530
[SINGING MOCKINGLY]

1320
00:52:08,436 --> 00:52:09,535
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

1321
00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:21,039
I NEVER LIKED BRIAN.

1322
00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,874
REALLY? YOU NEVER
SAID ANYTHING.

1323
00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:23,808
I SAID LOTS OF THINGS.

1324
00:52:23,911 --> 00:52:25,510
YOU JUST NEVER LISTENED,
SO I STOPPED.

1325
00:52:25,612 --> 00:52:28,646
I FIGURED IF YOU WERE HAPPY,
WHO WAS I TO JUDGE?

1326
00:52:28,748 --> 00:52:30,515
HMM. WELL, HERE YOU GO.

1327
00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,417
WHAT? NO, NO, NO, KEEP IT.

1328
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,086
YOU WILL WEAR IT ONE DAY,
AND YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL IN IT.

1329
00:52:35,188 --> 00:52:36,587
NOPE.

1330
00:52:36,689 --> 00:52:38,156
I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED.

1331
00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,625
WHAT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

1332
00:52:45,432 --> 00:52:47,565
[LAUGHS]

1333
00:52:48,902 --> 00:52:50,302
HENRY WAS REALLY SWEET, THOUGH.

1334
00:52:50,404 --> 00:52:52,670
HE RESCUED ME FROM
THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

1335
00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:54,940
WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY.

1336
00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:56,408
YEAH.

1337
00:52:56,509 --> 00:52:58,443
TOO BAD HE'S A JERK.

1338
00:52:58,545 --> 00:52:59,610
WELL, MAYBE
HE'S NOT A JERK.

1339
00:52:59,712 --> 00:53:00,545
HE'S SO CUTE--

1340
00:53:00,647 --> 00:53:01,846
NO, HE IS A JERK.

1341
00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:03,648
HE HAS A FIVE-DATE RULE.

1342
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:05,650
HE GOES ON FIVE DATES
WITH A WOMAN,

1343
00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:07,252
AND THEN IF
SHE'S NOT PERFECT,

1344
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:08,586
HE ENDS THE RELATIONSHIP.

1345
00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:11,256
THAT'S ACTUALLY
VERY SENSIBLE.

1346
00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,024
YOU KNOW ENOUGH
ABOUT A PERSON IN FIVE DATES

1347
00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:14,525
TO KNOW WHETHER
THE CHEMISTRY'S THERE.

1348
00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:17,862
YES, BUT HE GOES IN,
BELIEVING IT WON'T WORK.

1349
00:53:17,965 --> 00:53:19,264
AGAIN, SENSIBLE.

1350
00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:21,466
YOU HOLD THE OTHER PERSON
TO A HIGHER STANDARD,

1351
00:53:21,568 --> 00:53:22,700
YOU HAVE
A BETTER CHANCE OF KNOWING

1352
00:53:22,802 --> 00:53:24,002
WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO
END UP WITH THE RIGHT PERSON.

1353
00:53:24,104 --> 00:53:25,136
WELL, EITHER WAY,

1354
00:53:25,238 --> 00:53:26,737
HE LEAVES IN A WEEK
RIGHT AFTER THE PARADE,

1355
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,905
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.

1356
00:53:28,008 --> 00:53:29,507
AND HE'S PROBABLY
GOING TO RECOMMEND

1357
00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:31,276
THAT THE CITY
ELIMINATE THE PARADE.

1358
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,910
WHAT A JERK.

1359
00:53:33,013 --> 00:53:34,412
I TOLD YOU.

1360
00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:43,888
MORNING.

1361
00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:48,860
THANKS.

1362
00:53:50,663 --> 00:53:51,829
OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.

1363
00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:52,998
I'M FINE.

1364
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:54,499
STOP LOOKING AT ME
LIKE I'M GOING TO FALL APART.

1365
00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,766
I AM FINE, REALLY.

1366
00:53:56,836 --> 00:53:58,769
NOW, WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK
UNTIL THE PARADE,

1367
00:53:58,872 --> 00:54:01,172
SO EVERYONE
REALLY NEEDS TO FOCUS!

1368
00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,540
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,

1369
00:54:02,642 --> 00:54:04,109
BUT LET'S GET BACK TO WORK,

1370
00:54:04,211 --> 00:54:07,312
AND LET'S PUT ON
THE BEST PARADE EVER!

1371
00:54:08,815 --> 00:54:12,117
[SOBBING]

1372
00:54:12,219 --> 00:54:14,886
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID THAT TO YOU.

1373
00:54:15,855 --> 00:54:16,754
I'M FINE.

1374
00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:19,324
I WOULDN'T BE.

1375
00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:20,791
YOU ARE REALLY STRONG.

1376
00:54:20,894 --> 00:54:22,327
THANK YOU.

1377
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:23,161
I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY
KILL MYSELF

1378
00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:24,129
IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME--

1379
00:54:24,231 --> 00:54:26,131
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
GET BACK TO WORK.

1380
00:54:26,233 --> 00:54:28,733
I WOULD FEEL LIKE
LIFE WASN'T WORTH LIVING.

1381
00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:31,336
I MEAN, THE DISAPPOINTMENT...

1382
00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:33,371
[GASPING BETWEEN SOBS]
AND THE HUMILIATION

1383
00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:34,305
WOULD JUST BE

1384
00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:35,740
MORE THAN I COULD TAKE!

1385
00:54:35,842 --> 00:54:39,144
I SERIOUSLY
WOULD FALL OVER AND DIE!

1386
00:54:39,246 --> 00:54:40,211
[SOBBING]

1387
00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:44,882
[♪♪]

1388
00:54:44,984 --> 00:54:47,152
♪ THE REINDEER FLY

1389
00:54:47,254 --> 00:54:48,920
♪ I WAVE GOODBYE

1390
00:54:49,022 --> 00:54:52,657
♪ TO SANTA WITH A KISS

1391
00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:54,825
♪ YOU BRING ME HOME

1392
00:54:54,928 --> 00:55:00,498
♪ STORIES OF ROME
PARIS AND MADRID ♪

1393
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,400
♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES

1394
00:55:02,502 --> 00:55:08,639
♪ WHEN HE RETURNS HOME
AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS" ♪

1395
00:55:08,741 --> 00:55:13,978
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪

1396
00:55:14,081 --> 00:55:16,114
[♪♪]

1397
00:55:16,216 --> 00:55:17,782
♪ THE ELVES RELAX

1398
00:55:17,884 --> 00:55:19,784
♪ WITH GINGERBREAD SNACKS

1399
00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:23,721
♪ AND RUDOLPH STARTS TO PRANCE

1400
00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:27,225
♪ WE SING AND SWAY
TO THE MUSIC WE PLAY ♪

1401
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:31,396
♪ AS SANTA STARTS TO DANCE

1402
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:35,266
♪ HOW SOFTLY HE TIPTOES
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE ♪

1403
00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:38,503
♪ AND WHISPERS, "MRS. CLAUS"

1404
00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:43,808
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
AND SANTA IS MINE, HO HO ♪

1405
00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:46,344
[♪♪]

1406
00:56:08,101 --> 00:56:11,002
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1407
00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,506
[VOICEMAIL BEEPS]

1408
00:56:14,608 --> 00:56:16,608
<i>[BRIAN]:
EMILY, PLEASE PICK UP.</i>

1409
00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:20,111
<i>EMILY, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD,</i>

1410
00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:22,180
<i>BUT I THINK
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS.</i>

1411
00:56:22,282 --> 00:56:24,115
<i>[SIGHS SADLY]</i>

1412
00:56:24,217 --> 00:56:27,452
<i>YOU'RE THE ONLY FISH
IN THE SEA FOR ME.</i>

1413
00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:29,354
[CALL DISCONNECTS]

1414
00:56:57,950 --> 00:56:59,116
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1415
00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:00,251
OH, WE HAVE
A SPECIAL EVENT.

1416
00:57:00,353 --> 00:57:02,153
OH.

1417
00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,954
IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN?

1418
00:57:04,057 --> 00:57:07,392
WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH US?

1419
00:57:10,963 --> 00:57:15,200
[KIDS GIGGLE AND SHOUT]

1420
00:57:20,373 --> 00:57:21,906
PAUL AND I STARTED
THIS PROGRAM.

1421
00:57:22,008 --> 00:57:23,140
WE DO IT EVERY YEAR.

1422
00:57:23,243 --> 00:57:24,409
SOME OF THESE KIDS
ARE TOO SICK

1423
00:57:24,511 --> 00:57:26,444
TO COME TO THE PARADE,

1424
00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:28,179
SO WE BRING
THE PARADE TO THEM.

1425
00:57:28,281 --> 00:57:29,980
OUR ORGANIZATION DOES EVENTS
THROUGHOUT THE YEAR

1426
00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,349
FOR THE RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE.

1427
00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:32,883
THEY GIVE FAMILIES
A PLACE TO STAY

1428
00:57:32,985 --> 00:57:34,219
WHILE THEIR CHILDREN
GO THROUGH TREATMENT.

1429
00:57:34,321 --> 00:57:36,354
THAT'S REALLY NICE.

1430
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:38,055
IT'S WHAT YOU DO FOR
THE CITY YOU CALL HOME.

1431
00:57:38,157 --> 00:57:42,227
AND, NO, IT DOESN'T
COST THE CITY ANY MONEY.

1432
00:57:42,329 --> 00:57:45,263
[CHUCKLING]

1433
00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:14,592
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1434
00:58:14,694 --> 00:58:16,127
HELLO?

1435
00:58:16,229 --> 00:58:17,895
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1436
00:58:17,997 --> 00:58:19,930
NEW YORK TIMES
CROSSWORD PUZZLE IN INK.

1437
00:58:20,032 --> 00:58:21,132
OH, IMPRESSIVE.

1438
00:58:21,234 --> 00:58:23,134
I KNOW, RIGHT?

1439
00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:25,169
ARE THOSE YOUR ONLY PLANS
FOR THE EVENING?

1440
00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:27,372
IF YOU MUST KNOW,

1441
00:58:27,474 --> 00:58:28,239
I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR,

1442
00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:29,574
EATING CHOCOLATE

1443
00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,108
AND PEANUT BUTTER
OUT OF A JAR,

1444
00:58:31,210 --> 00:58:33,311
WATCHING
"MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET."

1445
00:58:33,413 --> 00:58:34,345
NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT.

1446
00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:37,214
MM-HMM, DON'T KNOCK IT
TILL YOU TRY IT.

1447
00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:42,353
[SPORTS PLAYS ON TELEVISION]

1448
00:58:45,592 --> 00:58:48,225
[CALL RINGING]

1449
00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:50,094
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

1450
00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:52,129
HEY, GRETCHEN.

1451
00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:55,199
I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

1452
00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:56,834
PEOPLE REALLY DO DESERVE

1453
00:58:56,936 --> 00:58:59,937
TO HAVE EVERYTHING
THEY WANT IN LIFE.

1454
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:02,273
I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND

1455
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,676
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SIT AROUND,

1456
00:59:04,778 --> 00:59:05,743
AT HOME,

1457
00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:07,679
AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER,

1458
00:59:07,781 --> 00:59:12,383
AND WATCH MOVIES WITH SOMEONE
YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT.

1459
00:59:23,062 --> 00:59:23,994
OH.

1460
00:59:24,096 --> 00:59:24,995
[CHUCKLES]

1461
00:59:25,097 --> 00:59:26,864
I TRIED
NUTTY MOVIE NIGHT,

1462
00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:28,333
AND I LIKED IT.

1463
00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:29,867
[GASPING] I TOLD YOU.

1464
00:59:29,969 --> 00:59:31,101
WHAT MOVIE DID YOU WATCH?

1465
00:59:31,204 --> 00:59:32,337
BULLS GAME.

1466
00:59:32,439 --> 00:59:33,904
NUTTY SPORTS NIGHT.

1467
00:59:34,006 --> 00:59:35,807
THAT WORKS, TOO.

1468
00:59:35,908 --> 00:59:36,841
I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE.

1469
00:59:36,943 --> 00:59:38,108
COME WITH ME?

1470
00:59:38,211 --> 00:59:39,176
OH, I HAVE A MEETING
WITH PAUL

1471
00:59:39,278 --> 00:59:40,478
TO GO OVER THE FINAL LINE-UP
FOR THE PARADE.

1472
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:42,347
YOU WON'T BE LATE.
COME ON.

1473
00:59:42,449 --> 00:59:44,716
HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME MY MEETING IS?

1474
00:59:44,818 --> 00:59:46,584
WILL YOU COME?

1475
00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:49,721
[♪♪]

1476
01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:03,668
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

1477
01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:05,002
FACING OUR FEARS.

1478
01:00:05,104 --> 01:00:06,704
WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?

1479
01:00:06,806 --> 01:00:08,172
"TITANIC"?

1480
01:00:08,274 --> 01:00:10,608
THERE ARE NO ICEBERGS
IN THE RIVER.

1481
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:11,476
BUT IT COULD STILL SINK.

1482
01:00:11,578 --> 01:00:12,577
DOUBTFUL,

1483
01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:13,578
BUT WHAT IF IT DOES?

1484
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,679
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?

1485
01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:15,546
YES.

1486
01:00:15,648 --> 01:00:16,781
WELL, THEN
YOU'LL SWIM TO SHORE.

1487
01:00:16,883 --> 01:00:18,015
BUT WHAT IF...

1488
01:00:18,117 --> 01:00:19,917
OH, THIS GUY HATES ME.

1489
01:00:21,153 --> 01:00:22,052
WELCOME ABOARD!

1490
01:00:22,154 --> 01:00:23,654
CAPTAIN.

1491
01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,856
[MUTTERING] OH,
IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.

1492
01:00:24,957 --> 01:00:26,357
I RENTED THE BOAT
FOR THE DAY.

1493
01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:27,558
THE WHOLE BOAT?

1494
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,292
YUP.

1495
01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:29,260
WHY?

1496
01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:31,262
WHY NOT?

1497
01:00:31,364 --> 01:00:32,897
WHAT IF-- WHAT IF I--

1498
01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:33,898
LOOK INTO MY EYES.

1499
01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:38,135
YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE
ASKING "WHAT IF?"

1500
01:00:38,237 --> 01:00:39,904
OR YOU CAN JUST
LIVE IN THE MOMENT

1501
01:00:40,006 --> 01:00:41,138
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

1502
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,206
I HAVE TICKETS

1503
01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:43,875
TO THE BULLS GAME TONIGHT,
IF YOU WANT TO GO.

1504
01:00:43,976 --> 01:00:46,277
SURE.
YEAH, WHY NOT?

1505
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:47,578
GREAT.

1506
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,946
OH. LOOK DOWN.

1507
01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:52,617
[CHUCKLES]

1508
01:00:54,521 --> 01:00:56,721
CALM. BREATHE.

1509
01:00:56,823 --> 01:00:57,889
[EXHALING]

1510
01:00:57,990 --> 01:00:58,856
NOT SO BAD.

1511
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,792
SEE?

1512
01:01:00,894 --> 01:01:01,793
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

1513
01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:03,294
YEAH. OKAY.

1514
01:01:03,396 --> 01:01:04,829
OKAY, NOT SO BAD.

1515
01:01:04,931 --> 01:01:07,064
IT'S FUN, RIGHT?

1516
01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:09,534
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M DOING THIS.

1517
01:01:09,636 --> 01:01:11,536
WHAT HAVE I BEEN
SO SCARED OF?

1518
01:01:11,638 --> 01:01:12,904
[LAUGHS]

1519
01:01:13,005 --> 01:01:15,706
[♪♪]

1520
01:01:17,877 --> 01:01:19,143
THERE YOU ARE.

1521
01:01:19,245 --> 01:01:21,245
I HAVE THE SIGNED RELEASE FORMS
FOR ALL OF THE PERFORMERS--

1522
01:01:21,347 --> 01:01:22,980
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

1523
01:01:23,082 --> 01:01:24,081
IT'S ALMOST MODERN.

1524
01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,517
OH. I'M GOING TO
THE BULLS GAME WITH HENRY.

1525
01:01:26,619 --> 01:01:27,718
OH... HA HA.

1526
01:01:27,821 --> 01:01:28,986
YOU'RE DATING HIM?

1527
01:01:29,088 --> 01:01:30,922
WHAT? NO, NOT AT ALL.

1528
01:01:31,023 --> 01:01:33,290
HE ASKED ME, AND I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE RUDE.

1529
01:01:33,392 --> 01:01:34,425
[LAUGHS]

1530
01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:35,993
WHAT HAPPENED TO,
"STAY AWAY, HE'S DANGEROUS,

1531
01:01:36,095 --> 01:01:37,762
HE'S GOT A FIVE-DATE RULE
AND HE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART."

1532
01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:39,296
THIS IS NOT A DATE.

1533
01:01:39,398 --> 01:01:40,331
THIS IS A BUSINESS,

1534
01:01:40,433 --> 01:01:42,099
SLASH FRIEND,
SLASH WORK THING

1535
01:01:42,201 --> 01:01:43,000
BEFORE HE GOES AWAY,

1536
01:01:43,102 --> 01:01:44,469
AND I NEVER EVER
SEE HIM AGAIN, EVER.

1537
01:01:44,571 --> 01:01:45,636
[SIGHING] EVER...

1538
01:01:45,738 --> 01:01:47,472
SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME.

1539
01:01:47,574 --> 01:01:48,639
[SCOFFS]

1540
01:01:48,741 --> 01:01:51,542
THIS IS SO NOT A DATE.

1541
01:01:51,644 --> 01:01:54,378
THIS IS AN EVENING OUT
WITH A CO-WORKER.

1542
01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:57,448
SO WHY ARE YOU
PUTTING ON LIP GLOSS?

1543
01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:07,391
IT'S NOT A DATE.

1544
01:02:15,116 --> 01:02:16,817
[CROWD CHEERING]

1545
01:02:16,918 --> 01:02:18,218
GO, BULLS, GO!
GO, BULLS, GO!

1546
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,185
[CHEERING]

1547
01:02:19,287 --> 01:02:21,555
WHOA-HO! YEAH.

1548
01:02:21,657 --> 01:02:23,357
THIS IS THE BULLS GAME?

1549
01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:24,891
THIS IS THE BULLS GAME.

1550
01:02:24,993 --> 01:02:26,760
THE NORTH HIGH BULLS
VERSUS THE SAINTS.

1551
01:02:26,862 --> 01:02:27,927
[CHEERING]

1552
01:02:28,029 --> 01:02:30,263
WOW! HOW DID YOU GET
THESE GREAT SEATS?

1553
01:02:30,366 --> 01:02:32,332
[CHEERING]

1554
01:02:32,434 --> 01:02:34,468
I KNOW A GUY
WHO KNOWS A GUY.

1555
01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:35,736
[LAUGHING]

1556
01:02:35,838 --> 01:02:37,404
I WENT TO
HIGH SCHOOL HERE.

1557
01:02:37,506 --> 01:02:38,271
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I'VE BEEN BACK

1558
01:02:38,374 --> 01:02:39,506
SINCE GRADUATION.

1559
01:02:39,608 --> 01:02:40,640
YOU WENT TO
HIGH SCHOOL HERE?

1560
01:02:40,743 --> 01:02:41,842
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
YOUR PARENTS

1561
01:02:41,943 --> 01:02:45,412
WOULD HAVE SENT YOU TO
SOME FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL.

1562
01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:46,880
[CROWD JEERING AT REFEREE]

1563
01:02:48,517 --> 01:02:49,783
OH!

1564
01:02:49,885 --> 01:02:51,317
[CHUCKLING]

1565
01:02:52,954 --> 01:02:53,820
YES, YES, YES, YES...

1566
01:02:54,823 --> 01:02:55,689
AW...

1567
01:02:55,791 --> 01:02:56,723
THAT WAS A FOUL!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

1568
01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:57,758
MY GRANDMOTHER
COULD HAVE SEEN THAT!

1569
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:58,958
GET SOME GLASSES, REF!

1570
01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,360
BOO!

1571
01:03:00,462 --> 01:03:01,828
[CROWD BOOING]

1572
01:03:01,930 --> 01:03:04,464
[BOOING AND LAUGHING]

1573
01:03:08,570 --> 01:03:10,370
THAT WAS GREAT.

1574
01:03:10,472 --> 01:03:12,171
[♪♪]

1575
01:03:14,042 --> 01:03:18,111
[CHEERING]

1576
01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:19,679
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

1577
01:03:19,782 --> 01:03:20,814
AW...

1578
01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,683
KISS-CAM, THEY'VE BEEN
DOING THIS FOR YEARS.

1579
01:03:23,786 --> 01:03:24,684
THAT IS SO CUTE.

1580
01:03:24,787 --> 01:03:27,754
[CROWD CHANTING]
KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

1581
01:03:27,856 --> 01:03:29,456
OH...

1582
01:03:30,659 --> 01:03:32,058
I GUESS WE GOTTA...

1583
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:32,992
IT'S A KISS-CAM.

1584
01:03:33,094 --> 01:03:33,960
IT'S JUST A KISS.

1585
01:03:34,062 --> 01:03:35,962
YEAH, OKAY.

1586
01:03:36,064 --> 01:03:38,331
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1587
01:03:38,434 --> 01:03:40,567
[♪♪]

1588
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:53,313
UH, I THINK
WE SHOULD GO.

1589
01:03:53,415 --> 01:03:54,280
YEAH. NO, NO.

1590
01:03:54,382 --> 01:03:55,949
WE SHOULD GO.

1591
01:03:57,018 --> 01:04:00,186
[CROWD CHEERING]

1592
01:04:09,064 --> 01:04:09,996
ARE YOU OKAY?

1593
01:04:10,098 --> 01:04:10,797
I'M FINE.

1594
01:04:10,899 --> 01:04:11,832
I JUST THINK
IT'S REALLY GREAT

1595
01:04:11,934 --> 01:04:13,333
THAT TWO CO-WORKERS
CAN SHARE A FRIENDLY KISS

1596
01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:14,400
WITHOUT IT
MEANING ANYTHING,

1597
01:04:14,503 --> 01:04:15,902
OR WITHOUT IT LEADING
TO ANYTHING, AT ALL.

1598
01:04:16,004 --> 01:04:17,036
YEAH, I MEAN,

1599
01:04:17,138 --> 01:04:17,871
WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHOICE
IN THE MATTER AT ALL.

1600
01:04:17,973 --> 01:04:18,705
AT ALL.

1601
01:04:18,807 --> 01:04:19,673
WELL, DUH,
IT WAS THE KISS CAM.

1602
01:04:19,775 --> 01:04:20,907
WE DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE.

1603
01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:22,776
DUH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

1604
01:04:22,878 --> 01:04:24,811
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S WORTH REPEATING.

1605
01:04:24,913 --> 01:04:26,079
[CAR STOPS]

1606
01:04:26,181 --> 01:04:27,881
GREAT. OKAY, WELL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1607
01:04:27,983 --> 01:04:28,782
THAT WAS A REALLY
GREAT EVENING--

1608
01:04:28,884 --> 01:04:29,716
EMILY, I JUST WANT TO--

1609
01:04:30,586 --> 01:04:31,718
OW.

1610
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,152
[LAUGHS]

1611
01:04:37,225 --> 01:04:38,324
YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?

1612
01:04:41,597 --> 01:04:42,896
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]

1613
01:04:44,733 --> 01:04:45,932
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

1614
01:04:50,005 --> 01:04:51,705
DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE?

1615
01:04:51,807 --> 01:04:53,507
[CHUCKLES]

1616
01:04:53,609 --> 01:04:55,341
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
16 YEARS, SIR.

1617
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:56,910
I DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.

1618
01:04:57,012 --> 01:04:58,378
[LAUGHS]

1619
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,481
I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE
THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW HER.

1620
01:05:03,685 --> 01:05:05,519
[SIGHS]

1621
01:05:05,621 --> 01:05:07,954
HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS TRUE LOVE?

1622
01:05:08,056 --> 01:05:09,890
I JUST KNEW.

1623
01:05:09,992 --> 01:05:11,424
I FOUND MYSELF
THINKING ABOUT HER

1624
01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:13,459
WHEN I WASN'T WITH HER.

1625
01:05:13,562 --> 01:05:14,828
IF SHE WAS THERE, I WAS HAPPY.

1626
01:05:16,197 --> 01:05:17,597
I USED TO DRIVE
PAST HER HOUSE

1627
01:05:17,699 --> 01:05:18,765
LATE AT NIGHT

1628
01:05:18,867 --> 01:05:21,935
JUST TO BE CLOSE TO HER
WHEN SHE SLEPT.

1629
01:05:22,037 --> 01:05:23,870
I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME
AFTER OUR THIRD DATE,

1630
01:05:23,972 --> 01:05:26,072
BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY YES
UNTIL OUR FIFTH.

1631
01:05:32,748 --> 01:05:35,248
DRAKE HOTEL, PLEASE.

1632
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:38,351
[♪♪]

1633
01:05:46,662 --> 01:05:49,395
[SIGHING]

1634
01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:01,507
YOU SHOULD TELL HIM
HOW YOU FEEL.

1635
01:06:01,610 --> 01:06:02,876
NO, IT WAS JUST ONE KISS.

1636
01:06:02,978 --> 01:06:03,977
AND HE MADE IT CLEAR

1637
01:06:04,079 --> 01:06:05,946
HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.

1638
01:06:06,048 --> 01:06:07,246
AND HE LEAVES IN TWO DAYS.

1639
01:06:07,348 --> 01:06:09,716
WELL, NO MAN IS LOOKING FOR
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP

1640
01:06:09,818 --> 01:06:11,084
UNTIL THEY FALL IN LOVE.

1641
01:06:11,186 --> 01:06:13,653
THE RIGHT WOMAN COMES ALONG
AND CHANGES EVERYTHING.

1642
01:06:14,957 --> 01:06:18,024
LOOK, YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF
TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL.

1643
01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:19,659
IF YOU DON'T TAKE A SHOT,
THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

1644
01:06:19,761 --> 01:06:22,328
I TOOK A SHOT WITH BRIAN.
LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME.

1645
01:06:22,430 --> 01:06:24,163
BRIAN WASN'T THE ONE.

1646
01:06:24,265 --> 01:06:26,733
YOUR EYES NEVER LIT UP LIKE THIS
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT BRIAN.

1647
01:06:26,835 --> 01:06:28,434
I THOUGHT I LOVED HIM.

1648
01:06:30,072 --> 01:06:33,006
YOU LOVED THE IDEA OF HIM.

1649
01:06:33,108 --> 01:06:34,774
I MEAN, YOU HARDLY EVER SAW HIM.

1650
01:06:34,876 --> 01:06:36,342
HE WAS GONE
MORE THAN HE WAS HOME.

1651
01:06:36,444 --> 01:06:39,746
WE SKYPED OUR RELATIONSHIP
FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.

1652
01:06:39,848 --> 01:06:42,682
I THINK I LOVED
IN FIVE-MINUTE INTERVALS.

1653
01:06:42,784 --> 01:06:44,217
EXACTLY.

1654
01:06:44,319 --> 01:06:45,351
TELL HENRY HOW YOU FEEL.

1655
01:06:45,453 --> 01:06:47,420
TOO RISKY.

1656
01:06:47,522 --> 01:06:49,188
I ALREADY HAD MY HEART BROKEN
ONCE THIS MONTH.

1657
01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:51,457
I'M NOT SURE A HEART CAN BE
BROKEN TWICE IN ONE MONTH

1658
01:06:51,559 --> 01:06:53,093
WITHOUT BREAKING FOR GOOD.

1659
01:06:54,730 --> 01:06:56,562
EVERY RELATIONSHIP
NEEDS A HERO.

1660
01:06:56,665 --> 01:06:58,431
OKAY, THAT ONE PERSON

1661
01:06:58,533 --> 01:07:01,001
WHO STANDS UP AND TAKES A CHANCE
AND PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE LINE.

1662
01:07:01,103 --> 01:07:03,269
LOOK, I'M NOT JUST GOING TO
GO OVER TO HIS HOTEL ROOM

1663
01:07:03,371 --> 01:07:05,271
AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR
AND SAY, "SURPRISE!

1664
01:07:05,373 --> 01:07:06,405
"I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

1665
01:07:06,508 --> 01:07:07,473
"I THINK YOU SHOULD
STICK AROUND,

1666
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:08,374
AND WE SHOULD FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENS..."

1667
01:07:08,476 --> 01:07:10,309
YOU SHOULD TAKE A CHANCE.

1668
01:07:10,411 --> 01:07:12,145
BE HIS SOFT PLACE TO FALL.

1669
01:07:13,515 --> 01:07:15,048
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

1670
01:07:15,150 --> 01:07:17,784
DR. PHIL.

1671
01:07:17,886 --> 01:07:20,486
[LAUGHING]

1672
01:07:22,490 --> 01:07:23,456
I THOUGHT I'D COME BY
AND SAY HELLO.

1673
01:07:23,558 --> 01:07:25,391
AND I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

1674
01:07:25,493 --> 01:07:26,993
AND THOUGHT I'D STOP BY,
AND, YOU KNOW,

1675
01:07:27,095 --> 01:07:30,496
WHAT THE HECK,
THROW MYSELF AT YOU.

1676
01:07:30,598 --> 01:07:31,631
I KNOW YOU SAID

1677
01:07:31,733 --> 01:07:33,099
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,

1678
01:07:33,201 --> 01:07:37,203
BUT STILL I FIGURED
I'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

1679
01:07:37,305 --> 01:07:39,539
<i>[VOICE OVER INTERCOM]:
MA'AM ARE YOU OKAY?</i>

1680
01:07:39,641 --> 01:07:40,974
WHO IS THAT?

1681
01:07:41,076 --> 01:07:42,142
<i>HOTEL SECURITY.</i>

1682
01:07:42,243 --> 01:07:43,109
<i>WE MONITOR THE ELEVATORS.</i>

1683
01:07:43,211 --> 01:07:44,711
<i>I'M JUST MAKING SURE
YOU'RE OKAY.</i>

1684
01:07:44,813 --> 01:07:47,580
I'M FINE, THANKS.

1685
01:07:47,683 --> 01:07:49,482
<i>ALL RIGHT.</i>

1686
01:07:49,584 --> 01:07:50,583
[MUTTERING] MA'AM?

1687
01:08:01,196 --> 01:08:02,261
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1688
01:08:10,906 --> 01:08:13,506
SORRY,
I THINK I HAVE THE WRONG ROOM.

1689
01:08:13,608 --> 01:08:14,808
I'M LOOKING FOR
HENRY WILLIAMS' ROOM.

1690
01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:16,375
OH, THIS IS HIS ROOM.

1691
01:08:16,477 --> 01:08:17,476
I THINK HE'S IN THE SHOWER.

1692
01:08:17,579 --> 01:08:19,545
CAN I HELP YOU?

1693
01:08:19,647 --> 01:08:20,379
WHO ARE YOU?

1694
01:08:20,481 --> 01:08:21,981
HIS GIRLFRIEND.

1695
01:08:22,084 --> 01:08:24,117
MY NAME'S GRETCHEN.

1696
01:08:25,987 --> 01:08:27,420
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

1697
01:08:27,522 --> 01:08:28,588
I WORK WITH HIM.

1698
01:08:29,691 --> 01:08:30,957
I JUST CAME BY TO TELL HIM

1699
01:08:31,059 --> 01:08:32,726
THAT EVERYTHING IS SET
FOR THE MEETING TODAY...

1700
01:08:33,729 --> 01:08:35,494
AT THE OFFICE WHERE WE WORK...

1701
01:08:35,597 --> 01:08:36,562
TOGETHER AS CO-WORKERS.

1702
01:08:36,664 --> 01:08:38,164
OKAY.

1703
01:08:38,266 --> 01:08:40,066
SO I WILL TELL HIM THAT
AT THE OFFICE.

1704
01:08:40,168 --> 01:08:41,634
OKAY.

1705
01:08:46,274 --> 01:08:48,341
[KNOCKING]

1706
01:08:58,954 --> 01:09:00,019
GRETCHEN?

1707
01:09:01,256 --> 01:09:02,421
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1708
01:09:02,523 --> 01:09:04,758
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE
AND I HOPPED ON A PLANE.

1709
01:09:05,627 --> 01:09:07,426
I'M HERE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE

1710
01:09:07,528 --> 01:09:09,729
AND YOUR NUTTY MOVIES
AND YOUR PEANUT BUTTER.

1711
01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:11,631
WHAT?

1712
01:09:11,733 --> 01:09:14,700
YOU CALLED
AND SAID YOU WERE SORRY.

1713
01:09:15,937 --> 01:09:17,036
I-I WAS, AND I AM.

1714
01:09:17,139 --> 01:09:18,238
I JUST...

1715
01:09:18,339 --> 01:09:19,305
DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.

1716
01:09:19,407 --> 01:09:22,508
I'M HERE BECAUSE
YOU TOLD ME TO COME.

1717
01:09:23,945 --> 01:09:25,945
NOT IN THOSE WORDS,

1718
01:09:26,047 --> 01:09:28,381
BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY,

1719
01:09:28,483 --> 01:09:31,050
AND THAT YOU WERE
BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND

1720
01:09:31,153 --> 01:09:33,686
WHAT A RELATIONSHIP COULD BE.

1721
01:09:38,593 --> 01:09:40,894
GRETCHEN...

1722
01:09:40,996 --> 01:09:42,095
THIS IS MY FAULT.

1723
01:09:43,765 --> 01:09:44,898
[GASPING]

1724
01:09:45,967 --> 01:09:48,001
YOU DIDN'T MEAN ME.

1725
01:10:09,490 --> 01:10:12,525
WELL, THIS IS IT, EVERYONE!

1726
01:10:12,627 --> 01:10:14,727
TOMORROW IS THE PARADE.

1727
01:10:14,830 --> 01:10:18,031
I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE
OUR BEST YEAR EVER!

1728
01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:20,099
[CELL PHONE WARBLES]

1729
01:10:20,202 --> 01:10:22,768
UM...EXCUSE ME.

1730
01:10:22,871 --> 01:10:24,503
[CLEARING THROAT]

1731
01:10:25,473 --> 01:10:26,472
ARE YOU OKAY?

1732
01:10:27,742 --> 01:10:29,242
FINE.

1733
01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:31,711
GOOD.

1734
01:10:31,813 --> 01:10:33,313
'CAUSE I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

1735
01:10:33,414 --> 01:10:36,449
APPARENTLY, THE SANTA YOU CHOSE
BACKED OUT.

1736
01:10:38,419 --> 01:10:39,352
WELL, CHOOSE ONE OF THE OTHERS.

1737
01:10:39,454 --> 01:10:40,419
ME?

1738
01:10:40,521 --> 01:10:41,454
NO,

1739
01:10:41,556 --> 01:10:44,057
I-I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THAT DECISION.

1740
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:45,725
YOU SAID THAT THAT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT PART OF THE PARADE.

1741
01:10:45,827 --> 01:10:46,726
YOU SAID THAT--

1742
01:10:46,828 --> 01:10:48,328
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

1743
01:10:48,429 --> 01:10:50,196
IT'S JUST ANOTHER
STUPID SANTA CLAUS.

1744
01:11:00,308 --> 01:11:01,607
BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

1745
01:11:01,709 --> 01:11:03,042
EMILY, I HAD TO COME.

1746
01:11:03,144 --> 01:11:05,411
YOU WOULDN'T
ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS.

1747
01:11:05,513 --> 01:11:08,181
THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY.

1748
01:11:08,283 --> 01:11:09,615
EMILY, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.

1749
01:11:09,717 --> 01:11:10,583
I...

1750
01:11:10,685 --> 01:11:12,852
AM PRETTY BUSY RIGHT NOW.

1751
01:11:12,954 --> 01:11:14,153
EMILY!

1752
01:11:17,425 --> 01:11:20,093
WHEN I MET YOU, MY LIFE BEGAN.

1753
01:11:21,429 --> 01:11:22,962
THE LAST FIVE YEARS

1754
01:11:23,064 --> 01:11:26,933
HAVE BEEN FILLED
WITH HAPPINESS AND JOY.

1755
01:11:30,205 --> 01:11:32,005
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1756
01:11:32,107 --> 01:11:34,040
SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.

1757
01:11:37,279 --> 01:11:40,246
YOU'RE AS RARE AS A GRAY PEARL
IN AN ITALIAN OYSTER.

1758
01:11:40,348 --> 01:11:41,414
OH, PLEASE.

1759
01:11:47,989 --> 01:11:49,522
IF I DON'T TAKE
THIS CHANCE WITH YOU NOW,

1760
01:11:49,624 --> 01:11:51,424
I MIGHT REGRET IT FOREVER.

1761
01:11:52,827 --> 01:11:56,729
EMILY, I LOVE YOU
WITH ALL MY HEART.

1762
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,466
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

1763
01:12:00,568 --> 01:12:02,168
EMILY, DON'T DO THIS.

1764
01:12:03,038 --> 01:12:04,237
WHY NOT?

1765
01:12:04,339 --> 01:12:05,405
HE LOVES ME.

1766
01:12:05,506 --> 01:12:06,439
HE LOVES YOU-- HE KNOWS
NOTHING ABOUT YOU.

1767
01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:07,673
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

1768
01:12:07,775 --> 01:12:08,741
WHO IS THIS GUY?

1769
01:12:08,843 --> 01:12:11,044
HE'S SOMEBODY
THAT I WORK WITH.

1770
01:12:11,146 --> 01:12:13,146
YES, BRIAN,
I WILL MARRY YOU.

1771
01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,483
[BRIAN GASPING IN JOY]

1772
01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:26,659
[LAUGHING IN DELIGHT]

1773
01:12:27,695 --> 01:12:29,128
AW...

1774
01:12:29,230 --> 01:12:30,496
[EVERYONE APPLAUDS]

1775
01:12:33,634 --> 01:12:35,301
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

1776
01:12:35,403 --> 01:12:38,237
BECAUSE I'M SO HAPPY.

1777
01:12:38,340 --> 01:12:39,372
OH.

1778
01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:46,010
AND HERE ARE THE KEYS
TO THE APARTMENT

1779
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:47,344
AND GARAGE.

1780
01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:48,946
I'VE TRANSFERRED EVERYTHING
INTO YOUR NAME FOR THE SUBLET.

1781
01:12:49,048 --> 01:12:51,081
YOU'RE PAID UP
FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS,

1782
01:12:51,183 --> 01:12:52,583
AND THANK YOU
AGAIN SO MUCH

1783
01:12:52,685 --> 01:12:54,084
FOR DOING THIS,
JACQUELYN.

1784
01:12:54,186 --> 01:12:55,453
ARE YOU KIDDING!

1785
01:12:55,555 --> 01:12:57,655
YOUR PLACE IS
SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE.

1786
01:12:57,757 --> 01:12:59,023
I BOUGHT, LIKE, A HUNDRED
CANS OF CAT FOOD,

1787
01:12:59,125 --> 01:12:59,924
AND I USUALLY FEED THEM
IN THE MORNING

1788
01:13:00,026 --> 01:13:01,726
RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO WORK.

1789
01:13:01,828 --> 01:13:04,228
I WILL FEED THEM.

1790
01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:07,164
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

1791
01:13:07,266 --> 01:13:08,165
YES.

1792
01:13:08,267 --> 01:13:09,400
I'M SO HAPPY.

1793
01:13:09,502 --> 01:13:10,835
THIS IS WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

1794
01:13:10,937 --> 01:13:12,002
ALWAYS.

1795
01:14:01,053 --> 01:14:02,019
[SIGHS]

1796
01:14:18,938 --> 01:14:21,806
[DIALING PHONES]

1797
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,876
[HANGING UP]

1798
01:14:32,318 --> 01:14:34,318
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]

1799
01:14:37,456 --> 01:14:38,956
[SIGHS]

1800
01:14:43,730 --> 01:14:48,332
[ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING]

1801
01:15:00,013 --> 01:15:01,646
[BECKONING TO CATS]

1802
01:15:05,852 --> 01:15:07,151
[MEOWS]

1803
01:15:16,495 --> 01:15:18,896
[♪♪]

1804
01:15:24,170 --> 01:15:25,903
♪ S'NO PROBLEM

1805
01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:27,371
♪ S'NO WORRIES

1806
01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:30,808
♪ IN THE FORECAST
THERE'LL BE FLURRIES ♪

1807
01:15:30,910 --> 01:15:38,449
♪ WE'LL BE SURROUNDED
BY MOUNTAINS OF WHITE ♪

1808
01:15:38,551 --> 01:15:41,819
♪ S'NO ISSUE
S'NO REASON ♪

1809
01:15:41,921 --> 01:15:44,254
♪ S'NO QUESTION
'TIS THE SEASON... ♪

1810
01:15:44,356 --> 01:15:45,990
I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU, EMILY.

1811
01:15:46,092 --> 01:15:47,925
WE'RE REALLY GOING TO
MISS YOU AROUND HERE.

1812
01:15:48,027 --> 01:15:49,359
WHO IS GOING TO CARE
ABOUT THE PARADE

1813
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:50,394
AS MUCH AS YOU DO?

1814
01:15:50,496 --> 01:15:52,429
I'M GOING TO MISS IT
MORE THAN I CAN SAY.

1815
01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:53,931
WELL, WE GOT
THE REPORT FROM HENRY.

1816
01:15:54,033 --> 01:15:57,068
HE SAYS WE COULD MAKE MORE MONEY
BY CHARGING FOR THE PARADE,

1817
01:15:57,169 --> 01:15:58,302
RAISING THE FEE FOR SPONSORS,

1818
01:15:58,404 --> 01:16:00,537
AND TAKING A FEE FROM ALL
THE BUSINESSES IN THE AREA

1819
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,172
WHO PROFIT FROM THE PARADE.

1820
01:16:02,274 --> 01:16:04,642
BUT...

1821
01:16:04,744 --> 01:16:10,347
IT'S HIS RECOMMENDATION
THAT WE DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

1822
01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,216
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

1823
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,718
AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID,

1824
01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:17,154
THE JOY AND GOODWILL THE PARADE
GENERATES FOR THE CITY

1825
01:16:17,256 --> 01:16:19,189
CAN'T BE MEASURED IN MONEY.

1826
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,224
IT'S PRICELESS.

1827
01:16:22,461 --> 01:16:23,560
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

1828
01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:24,729
THE MAYOR IS THRILLED.

1829
01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,296
THE HACKET
DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION,

1830
01:16:26,398 --> 01:16:28,198
CITING THEIR APPRECIATION
FOR THE PARADE,

1831
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,467
BOUGHT A PIECE OF PROPERTY
TO BUILD AND FUND

1832
01:16:30,569 --> 01:16:32,269
A NEW RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE.

1833
01:16:32,371 --> 01:16:33,704
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

1834
01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:34,772
YES.

1835
01:16:34,874 --> 01:16:36,674
IT'S AN OLD BOOK STORE
OVER ON MAIN STREET.

1836
01:16:36,776 --> 01:16:38,275
THE NEW OWNER
WAS GOING TO TEAR IT DOWN

1837
01:16:38,377 --> 01:16:39,476
AND PUT UP A RETAIL SHOP--

1838
01:16:39,578 --> 01:16:40,745
HEY PAUL!

1839
01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:43,447
PAUL, DO YOU
HAVE A MINUTE?

1840
01:16:43,549 --> 01:16:46,416
EXCUSE ME.

1841
01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:49,219
A BOOK STORE?

1842
01:16:55,628 --> 01:16:57,128
WHERE TO,
MR. WILLIAMS?

1843
01:16:57,229 --> 01:16:59,130
THE AIRPORT.

1844
01:17:01,668 --> 01:17:02,499
YES, SIR.

1845
01:17:02,601 --> 01:17:05,202
[BAND PLAYING]

1846
01:17:05,304 --> 01:17:08,205
WELCOME TO THE CHICAGO
THANKSGIVING PARADE!

1847
01:17:10,677 --> 01:17:11,942
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

1848
01:17:18,184 --> 01:17:20,084
TELL THE MAYOR'S FLOAT
TO SLOW DOWN.

1849
01:17:20,186 --> 01:17:23,054
ELMO WAS STUCK IN A TREE
AND HE'S JUST NOW CATCHING UP.

1850
01:17:28,294 --> 01:17:30,561
"BERESFORD..."

1851
01:17:32,165 --> 01:17:33,397
I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME.
I'M JUST GONNA...

1852
01:17:33,499 --> 01:17:34,231
THANKS.

1853
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,434
THERE SHE IS!

1854
01:17:37,536 --> 01:17:38,869
[CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING]

1855
01:17:38,971 --> 01:17:40,404
WHOA...!

1856
01:17:40,506 --> 01:17:42,006
EXCUSE ME,

1857
01:17:42,108 --> 01:17:44,441
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHO OWNS THE PENTHOUSE?

1858
01:17:44,543 --> 01:17:45,375
THE PENTHOUSE IS OWNED

1859
01:17:45,477 --> 01:17:47,211
BY THE HACKET
DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION.

1860
01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:48,746
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
THEY'VE OWNED IT?

1861
01:17:48,848 --> 01:17:50,815
OH, SIX OR SEVEN
YEARS, I THINK.

1862
01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,983
WAS THERE A WILLIAMS FAMILY
THAT LIVED THERE?

1863
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:55,519
NOT IN THE LAST 30 YEARS.

1864
01:17:55,621 --> 01:17:57,254
THE SUMNER FAMILY
LIVED HERE FOR 25 YEARS

1865
01:17:57,356 --> 01:17:58,989
BEFORE HACKET BOUGHT IT.

1866
01:17:59,092 --> 01:18:00,825
AND THE KIDS ARE
STILL UP THERE

1867
01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:02,326
IF YOU WANT TO GO UP.

1868
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:03,994
WHAT KIDS?

1869
01:18:04,097 --> 01:18:06,496
WELL, THE SUMNER FAMILY
OPENED ITS DOORS

1870
01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:08,498
TO THE ORPHAN KIDS WHO LIVE
IN THE COVINGTON HOUSE

1871
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,499
EVERY YEAR,

1872
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:11,168
SO THEY COULD
WATCH THE PARADE.

1873
01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:12,369
ORPHANS?

1874
01:18:12,471 --> 01:18:13,337
YES.

1875
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:14,438
THE HACKET
DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION

1876
01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:16,774
HAS KEPT UP THE TRADITION.

1877
01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:25,282
"HACKET DEVELOPMENT
CORPORATION?"

1878
01:18:25,384 --> 01:18:31,021
"HENRY HACKET WILLIAMS?"

1879
01:18:31,124 --> 01:18:32,456
HENRY WAS AN ORPHAN.

1880
01:18:38,530 --> 01:18:42,233
[KIDS LAUGHING]

1881
01:18:44,871 --> 01:18:47,104
[♪♪]

1882
01:19:32,318 --> 01:19:34,651
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PARADE?

1883
01:19:36,255 --> 01:19:36,987
AH.

1884
01:19:37,089 --> 01:19:38,455
[LAUGHS]

1885
01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:41,926
THE PARADE IS, UH...

1886
01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:42,827
IT'S AMAZING.

1887
01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:45,796
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

1888
01:19:45,898 --> 01:19:47,064
THANK YOU.

1889
01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:50,467
DID YOU SEE THE GIANT
FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON?

1890
01:19:50,569 --> 01:19:52,336
YES.

1891
01:19:52,438 --> 01:19:53,503
IT WAS AMAZING.

1892
01:19:55,141 --> 01:19:57,574
THERE WAS NO GIANT
FLYING ELEPHANT BALLOON.

1893
01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:00,477
I'M SORRY.

1894
01:20:00,579 --> 01:20:02,146
I'M A LITTLE
PREOCCUPIED WITH WORK.

1895
01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:03,113
YOU UNDERSTAND.

1896
01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:05,049
TELL ME WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME.

1897
01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:07,084
WHAT?

1898
01:20:07,186 --> 01:20:10,087
WHY DO I LOVE THE PARADE?

1899
01:20:10,189 --> 01:20:11,956
WHY DO I WEAR VINTAGE?

1900
01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:16,093
BECAUSE YOU'RE... QUIRKY

1901
01:20:16,195 --> 01:20:17,261
AND ODD.

1902
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,831
AND-AND THAT'S ONE OF
THE REASONS WHY I LOVE YOU.

1903
01:20:20,933 --> 01:20:23,334
WHY DO I EAT AT JIM'S?

1904
01:20:25,004 --> 01:20:26,636
BECAUSE YOU LOVE PIZZA?

1905
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:29,673
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME.

1906
01:20:29,775 --> 01:20:30,941
YES, I DO.

1907
01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:33,377
I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED
AND I'M GIVING YOU THAT.

1908
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:36,280
YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT?

1909
01:20:36,382 --> 01:20:38,015
THAT'S WHY WERE GETTING MARRIED?

1910
01:20:38,117 --> 01:20:40,150
YES.

1911
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,886
I'M WILLING TO DO THAT FOR YOU.

1912
01:20:41,988 --> 01:20:43,487
THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

1913
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:46,023
I AGREE,

1914
01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:49,659
BUT I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU,

1915
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:52,396
AND I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU.

1916
01:20:52,498 --> 01:20:54,431
WHAT?

1917
01:20:54,533 --> 01:20:56,666
ARE YOU CRAZY?

1918
01:20:58,137 --> 01:21:01,772
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU?

1919
01:21:01,874 --> 01:21:03,540
I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE

1920
01:21:03,642 --> 01:21:06,743
TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD
WITH ME,

1921
01:21:06,845 --> 01:21:09,746
A MARINE BIOLOGIST!

1922
01:21:09,848 --> 01:21:11,481
MOST WOMEN WOULD KILL FOR THIS.

1923
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:14,251
WELL THEN,
I GUESS I'M NOT MOST WOMEN.

1924
01:21:15,354 --> 01:21:17,521
GOODBYE, BRIAN.

1925
01:21:23,129 --> 01:21:24,628
<i>[DONNA]:
EMILY, WHERE ARE YOU?</i>

1926
01:21:24,730 --> 01:21:26,063
I'M HERE, WHAT'S WRONG?

1927
01:21:26,165 --> 01:21:27,597
<i>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?</i>

1928
01:21:27,699 --> 01:21:29,666
SORRY, I GOT SIDE-TRACKED.

1929
01:21:29,768 --> 01:21:30,834
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

1930
01:21:30,937 --> 01:21:32,102
<i>[SHEEPISH] I'M SORRY,
I DID THE BEST I COULD.</i>

1931
01:21:32,204 --> 01:21:33,070
WHAT?

1932
01:21:33,172 --> 01:21:34,805
<i>I COULDN'T FIND A SANTA!</i>

1933
01:21:34,907 --> 01:21:36,407
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU
TELLING ME, DONNA,

1934
01:21:36,508 --> 01:21:37,607
THERE'S NO SANTA?

1935
01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:39,944
[SANTA CHUCKLING]
HO, HO, HO!

1936
01:21:40,046 --> 01:21:42,012
HO, HO, HO!

1937
01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:43,948
HELLO!

1938
01:21:44,050 --> 01:21:46,116
HELLO!

1939
01:21:46,218 --> 01:21:47,617
HO, HO, HO!

1940
01:21:47,719 --> 01:21:48,986
HI, SANTA!

1941
01:21:49,088 --> 01:21:49,987
HO, HO, HO, HO!

1942
01:21:50,089 --> 01:21:51,155
HO, HO, HO...

1943
01:21:51,257 --> 01:21:54,258
<i>EMILY, ARE YOU THERE?
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?</i>

1944
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,160
HO, HO, HO, HO!

1945
01:21:56,262 --> 01:21:58,028
HENRY?

1946
01:21:59,131 --> 01:22:00,831
SANTA, OVER HERE!

1947
01:22:00,933 --> 01:22:02,766
COME ON.

1948
01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:10,574
[CHUCKLES]

1949
01:22:11,710 --> 01:22:12,709
WHERE'S BRIAN?

1950
01:22:12,811 --> 01:22:15,212
BRIAN DOESN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME.

1951
01:22:15,314 --> 01:22:16,813
I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM.

1952
01:22:18,117 --> 01:22:19,316
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

1953
01:22:19,418 --> 01:22:22,419
ARE YOU REALLY THE HACKET
DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION?

1954
01:22:23,422 --> 01:22:24,554
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT

1955
01:22:24,656 --> 01:22:25,990
TO GIVE BACK TO THE CITY
THAT RAISED YOU.

1956
01:22:27,059 --> 01:22:28,158
WHERE'S GRETCHEN?

1957
01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:29,193
GRETCHEN?

1958
01:22:29,295 --> 01:22:30,394
I WENT TO YOUR ROOM
TO SEE YOU,

1959
01:22:30,496 --> 01:22:31,895
AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

1960
01:22:31,998 --> 01:22:33,530
NO, SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

1961
01:22:33,632 --> 01:22:35,099
SHE'S NOT?

1962
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,066
NO.

1963
01:22:36,168 --> 01:22:38,869
WE BROKE UP
BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU.

1964
01:22:38,971 --> 01:22:41,005
EMILY, I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.

1965
01:22:43,109 --> 01:22:46,110
I CAME BACK TO TELL YOU THAT
AND I ENDED UP IN A SANTA SUIT.

1966
01:22:47,279 --> 01:22:48,712
I CAME BACK

1967
01:22:48,814 --> 01:22:52,216
TO HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER
AT JIM'S WITH YOU, AND...

1968
01:22:52,318 --> 01:22:54,451
AND TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME.

1969
01:22:56,155 --> 01:22:56,753
YOU DID?

1970
01:22:56,855 --> 01:22:58,955
YES, I DID.

1971
01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:01,925
YO QUIERO.

1972
01:23:02,028 --> 01:23:04,395
YO QUIERO? YOU DO?

1973
01:23:04,497 --> 01:23:05,562
I DO.

1974
01:23:05,664 --> 01:23:07,197
[LAUGHING]

1975
01:23:07,299 --> 01:23:08,399
THIS IS IT.

1976
01:23:08,501 --> 01:23:09,666
THIS IS WHAT?

1977
01:23:10,669 --> 01:23:12,869
THIS IS THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.

1978
01:23:15,274 --> 01:23:18,075
♪ LET'S GET SNOWED IN TOGETHER

1979
01:23:18,177 --> 01:23:21,811
♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT GLOW

1980
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:25,282
♪ LET'S BLAME IT
ON THE WEATHER ♪

1981
01:23:25,384 --> 01:23:28,952
♪ BRING ON THE SNOW

1982
01:23:29,055 --> 01:23:32,523
♪ THERE'S NO QUESTION
'TIS THE SEASON ♪

1983
01:23:32,624 --> 01:23:38,595
♪ WHEN EVERYTHING
GETS SO FESTIVE AND BRIGHT ♪

1984
01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:45,369
[♪♪]